Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition

[Beth Sweet]

Ok, so I know we have one of these every year, and I've decided it's high time this year's began!

Write down the funniest quotes (engineering related or not, yes I've seen the "engineering slogans" thread, this doesn't have to have anything to do with engineering) that your team has had during the season so far! As my team enjoys harassing me, I have some fairly amusing ones

•Sean, please make sure they’re not cutting themselves with the hacksaw
•“Do you have a band-aid?” “No” “Ok, do you have paper towel and duck tape?”
•“I turned in my medical form, now I can cut my finger off”
•“Yes guys, aluminum is sharp”
•“Is that supposed to cut wood?” “Yeah, I guess it doesn’t cut aluminum”

Let's hear what other team's have got!