CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #35

[Dorienne]

Student 1: Hey! Let's pretend to slingshot Dave across the room so he slams right into the wall!
Student 2: Duuuuude, radical!
Students 1 & 2: One, two, three...SPROINNNNNGGGG!!

[richardp]

Guy in Blue: "O.K. Dave look i have a few connections and well....umm......Heidi's camera-yes the new one; well it would be a shame if if were to be broken..... but first my friend in the funny cloths needs a favor"
Dave: "Please not the TLC worst dressed thing again..."
Scout Guy: "No,no,no its just that when we went to Krispy Kreme to get a sponsorship in donuts for our retreat they said no."
Dave: "How is this my problem?"
Scout: "Well they said that they would but they couldn't because they spend all of their time baking them for you due to your large orders."
Dave: "(grumbles) Fine I'll go to a different one, but just this once."
Guy in Blue: " So you said Heidi will be here all on Thursday night right....?"


<NOT ENTRY> Please note that Heidi's camera will not and can not break! </NOT ENTRY>

[Squirrelrock]

Yes, I know the rules said that the batteries had to be shipped in the box they came in, but we can take them on the bus.


<not part of entry>
Okay, who else had this problem with their mentors?
</entry of part not>

[Andy Baker]

(man with hat)

Consider this a friendly reminder, Mr. Smarty-pants. You need to forget about sending any more robots to help little old ladies cross busy streets. My friend here at the Boy Scouts does not appreciate your robots taking away his business. If this continues, I've got some scouts with their "arm breaking merit badge" who want to practice their skills. Capeesh?



Andy B.

[Jay Trzaskos]

I'm sorry to tell you this Dave, but your not eligible for the Engineering Merit Badge. Seeing as (a)your not even a Boy Scout, (b)your a little old for the Boy Scouts, and (c) theres nothing here to show you have been working on your Engineering merit Badge. And about your Collection Merit Badge, showing us pictures of all the Krispey Kreme boxes you've collected through your travels doesn't meet the requirements. Sorry.

[Billfred]

You know, I just realized...

Right now, I'm in Florida (at the regional of the same name). I will be leaving tomorrow morning for a seven or eight-hour drive to Colatown, getting me home around 6:00 or 7:00 PM...maybe a -bit- earlier, since I'm now used to getting up at the crack of dawn. (See, parents? FIRST can keep your college student on a semi-normal sleep schedule!)

Therefore, don't expect the judging until late tomorrow night.

And no, Gary hasn't been violating The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule...

Originally Posted by The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule

No person may kidnap, threaten, or otherwise cause harm or mental distress to Billfred in order to influence the outcome of a caption contest.

[Shu Song]

Dave, that grizzly is nothing like any teddy bears you might have.

[Gary Dillard]

Originally Posted by Billfred

And no, Gary hasn't been violating The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule...

Hmmmm.... it's getting kinda late and no word from Billfred; I hope he didn't have any problem with his brakes........

[Billfred]

For the record, I made it home just fine. My butt was a little numb, but other than that I'm fine.

With that said, first place goes to...

Originally Posted by Koko Ed

I told you not to buy Krispy Kream stock.

And second place...

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

Consider this a friendly reminder, Mr. Smarty-pants. You need to forget about sending any more robots to help little old ladies cross busy streets. My friend here at the Boy Scouts does not appreciate your robots taking away his business. If this continues, I've got some scouts with their "arm breaking merit badge" who want to practice their skills. Capeesh?

(Would this be the secrets of a NASA-funded team?)

Honorable mentions...
Jessica Boucher
robo hottie71
Rich Wong
richardp
Greg Needel
Rich Kressly
Jay H 237
T. Hoffman
Steve W
dlavery (there actually aren't as many Dean pictures as I once thought)
Gary Dillard
nehalita

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by MissInformation

“I’m sorry Mr. Lavery, but you’re going to have to come with us. You are under arrest for breaking the Boy Scout Law. Sure, you have been trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous and kind… but we have several documented cases where you have not been obedient and several witnesses attest that you are not always exactly cheerful.”

So here are the scores...

  MissInformation	96
  Gary Dillard	94
  T. Hoffman	89
  Dlavery	80
  Greencactus3	73
  Dorienne Plait	61
  Jay H 237	57
  Rich Wong	56
  JVN	54
  Andy Baker	52
  DCA Fan	52
  Amanda Morrison	50
  Michelle 236	45
  GateRunner	45
  Eugenia Gabrielov	44
  Greg Needel	43
  Elgin Clock	41
  Bcahn836	40
  Tkwetzel	36
  EddieMcD	36
  "Big Mike"	34
  Koko Ed	33
  Brandon Martus	30
  Jeff Waegelin	27
  VGMasterShadow	26
  Matt Attallah	25
  JosephM	25
  Kyle45	25
  Richardp	21
  Shyra1353	20
  Squirrelrock	19
  Mike Ciance	18
  Lil' Lavery	16
  Nehalita	16
  Arefin Bari	15
  Astronouth7303	15
  DanielBCR	14
  Jessica Boucher	12
  Tom Schindler	12
  Steve W	11
  Killerofkiller	10
  Wetzel	10
  Aignam	9
  Robo hottie71	8
  Pit Bull 1126	8
  Jack Jones	7
  Vivelation	7
  Meli W.	7
  George1083	6
  RogerR	6
  ZACH P.	6
  Stephen Kowski	5
  JamizzleHavok13	5
  Ken Patton	4
  Corey Balint	4
  CourtneyB	4
  Denman	4
  Yan Wang	4
  David Kelly	3
  Andrew Rudolph	3
  Ben Lauer	3
  DJ Fluck	3
  Marc P.	3
  Cyberguy34000	3
  Barry Bonzack1604	2
  Cory	2
  Ecarlson	2
  EnderofDragon	2
  EricS-Team180	2
  Jake177	2
  Jdiwnab	2
  Jeff_Rice	2
  Joe Ross	2
  Joshua May	2
  Karinka13	2
  Rich Kressly	2
  Tom Bottiglieri	2
  Tytus Gerrish	2
  Jay Trzaskos	2
  TierraDelDiablo	2
  Aaron Lussier	1
  Bill Gold	1
  Coco The Monkey	1
  Collin Fultz	1
  ElfMaster	1
  Eria4044	1
  IMDWalrus	1
  JakeGallagher	1
  Katie Reynolds	1
  Kyle	1
  Lisa Perez	1
  MATT_kaplan108	1
  Pat McCarthy	1
  Sanddrag	1

And the next contest will be up shortly.

[Alex Cormier]

Dave, we have called the authorities they shall be here real soon. but for now you must stay with his scout master.

10 minutes goes bye.

Dave: so why am i being arrested?
Scout guy: they have a picture of you and that stolen Krispey Kreme truck, now Dave what did they teach you in KK anonymous?

[Jay H 237]

(Billfred, scratch my first entry)


"Sir, by any chance, you don't happen to own the Mustang out in the front lot that I backed into?"

[nehalita]

*whispers* Okay you know the rules, anything you think of can, will, and should be used against you. Try not to make a scene though, this man is staring at me kinda....weirdly....
*to rest of people* UMM Folks, heh... *pause* we're just gonna...umm BORROW Dave for a bit....we'll return him to you...soon....