CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #36

[Billfred]

Apologies on the lateness...I guess I could say that traveling is covered under the Billfred Is Working Way Too Freaking Much Rule, but ah well.

Here's the scores:

   MissInformation	96
   Gary Dillard	94
   T. Hoffman	89
   Dlavery	80
   Greencactus3	73
   Dorienne Plait	61
   Jay H 237	57
   Rich Wong	56
   JVN	54
   Andy Baker	52
   DCA Fan	52
   Amanda Morrison	50
   Michelle 236	45
   GateRunner	45
   Eugenia Gabrielov	44
   Greg Needel	43
   Elgin Clock	41
   Bcahn836	40
   Tkwetzel	36
   EddieMcD	36
   "Big Mike"	34
   Koko Ed	33
   Brandon Martus	30
   Jeff Waegelin	27
   VGMasterShadow	26
   Matt Attallah	25
   JosephM	25
   Kyle45	25
   Richardp	21
   Shyra1353	20
   Squirrelrock	19
   Mike Ciance	18
   Lil' Lavery	16
   Nehalita	16
   Arefin Bari	15
   Astronouth7303	15
   DanielBCR	14
   Jessica Boucher	12
   Tom Schindler	12
   Steve W	11
   Killerofkiller	10
   Wetzel	10
   Aignam	9
   Robo hottie71	8
   Pit Bull 1126	8
   Jack Jones	7
   Vivelation	7
   Meli W.	7
   George1083	6
   RogerR	6
   ZACH P.	6
   Stephen Kowski	5
   JamizzleHavok13	5
   Ken Patton	4
   Corey Balint	4
   CourtneyB	4
   Denman	4
   Yan Wang	4
   David Kelly	3
   Andrew Rudolph	3
   Ben Lauer	3
   DJ Fluck	3
   Marc P.	3
   Cyberguy34000	3
   Barry Bonzack1604	2
   Cory	2
   Ecarlson	2
   EnderofDragon	2
   EricS-Team180	2
   Jake177	2
   Jdiwnab	2
   Jeff_Rice	2
   Joe Ross	2
   Joshua May	2
   Karinka13	2
   Rich Kressly	2
   Tom Bottiglieri	2
   Tytus Gerrish	2
   Jay Trzaskos	2
   TierraDelDiablo	2
   Aaron Lussier	1
   Bill Gold	1
   Coco The Monkey	1
   Collin Fultz	1
   ElfMaster	1
   Eria4044	1
   IMDWalrus	1
   JakeGallagher	1
   Katie Reynolds	1
   Kyle	1
   Lisa Perez	1
   MATT_kaplan108	1
   Pat McCarthy	1
   Sanddrag	1

And after reading one entry last week, I resolved to give Dave a break. But then my devilish side said that Lavery has to be in the contest this week. Therefore, the picture is...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...4&postcount=12

EDIT!! I really meant http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose instead. I'm leaving the first link so the following two posts don't confuse anyone.

(decides to start driving to a hiding place now, despite the numbness in his butt)

[Daniel Brim]

Time to caption Dave whining?

[edit]

I know the game and you don't. Mwuhahahahaha.

[not an entry]
Yes I know that he doesn't know the game beforehand, but it still works
[/not an entry]

[/edit]

[Billfred]

Ladies and gentlemen, after 36 contests, I've finally screwed up the first post. Give me a second.

Edit: Fixed. Did I mention the eight hours on the road?

[Rich Kressly]

[not an entry] After much consideration and concluding that no one will take this the wrong way ... [/not an entry]

"My other dad is on Mars."

[tkwetzel]

"Sean Lavery being forced to look happy after working very long hours in his Dad's slave shop. The look may get him the spot to be VEX robotics first ever poster boy!"

[Dorienne]

Lil' Lave thinkin': This is better than those stupid family parties we have where I need to fake a smile for pictures, then do so again when grandma comes to pinch my cheeks... *shiver*

[Elgin Clock]

Unfortunately, removed from the picture by the power of Photoshop (maybe by Heidi?), was the little clouded caption balloon which shows the thoughts of Sean and included the following text:

"When I turn 16 Dad says I get the keys to the Rover."

[Arefin Bari]

Sean: are you sure you are ready to see me mill this part down?

others: yayayayayayayaya.

Sean: I smile just like my dad before I go screw something up, totally opposite.

others: *runs*

[Daniel Brim]

Ok kids... As we continue our tour of the museum of dorkyness, we come upon the Mona Lavery. No-one knows what his mysterious smile is about, but we suppose that his smile has something to do with his father.

Kids....uh........kids........please refrain from desecrating the painting......kids?

Next up on the tour is the hall of John-V-Neuns. Please follow me.

[Jay H 237]

fakes smile

What, the Bridgeport, It's fine...........nothing happened. What loud noise before you came running in here?

[Travis Hoffman]

Dude, Dad just got back from the Team Picnic [you know, the one we've seen like 1000 pictures of since this contest started], and I gotta tell ya, Heidi's baked beans just don't agree with him. Where's the Lysol? Oh, it's over there by the Tap Magic. Gotta run - I can't hold my breath like this forever!

[Koko Ed]

"With this disguised no way that BIllfred finds me to use in his stupid captioning contest this time!"


"oh crap."