CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #43

[Billfred]

Woo! Page three! This, I must say, is a crowning achievement.

(nobody hunt me down for that joke--The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule is in effect)

First place goes to...

Originally Posted by Jay H 237

In the beginning, to perfect her Photoshop skills, Heidi took a self portrait of herself wearing one of those cheap cardboard Burger King birthday crowns. After spending hours in front of the computer she called it a success after she manipulated the crown to appear as made of gold and inset with jewels. Only now she was confident enough to take on the great Dave Lavery.

Second place goes to...

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

FAIRY??? DO I LOOK LIKE A FAIRY TO YOU LAVERY??? How'd you like to lose a couple teeth, then maybe you'll get to see a fairy! I'm QUEEN Heidi. Q...U...E...E...N. As in, "Yes, my queen", "Whatever you say, my queen", "Forgive me, my queen". Now get on your knees and look me in the eye.

(I seriously tried to spotlight that one.)

Honorable mentions go to...

Kyle
Alex Cormier
MissInformation
Wayne Doenges
Koko Ed
Alex Pelan
Denman
Wetzel
Rich Wong
Al Skierkiewicz
IMDWalrus
Jacqui
dlavery
richardp

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

"I'm sorry Miss Foster, while our title character in the recent commercials may have deceived you into believing otherwise, there's no such thing as a "Burger Queen". You are obviously not suited to be the mascot for a restaurant chain of our caliber - why don't you dress yourself up as an Oreo Blizzard and waltz on over to the DQ down the street? They're the last refuge for the desperate, unskilled, and unemployed, and you look like you've hit that trifecta."

So here's the scores...

 MissInformation	131
 Gary Dillard	128
 T. Hoffman	126
 Dlavery	103
 Jay H 237	77
 Dorienne Plait	75
 Greencactus3	73
 Rich Wong	70
 Andy Baker	61
 DCA Fan	59
 Amanda Morrison	55
 JVN	54
 Bcahn836	47
 GateRunner	46
 Michelle 236	45
 Koko Ed	45
 Elgin Clock	45
 Greg Needel	45
 Eugenia Gabrielov	45
 Tkwetzel	45
 JosephM	42
 EddieMcD	36
 "Big Mike"	34
 Brandon Martus	30
 Matt Attallah	29
 Kyle45	28
 Jeff Waegelin	27
 Richardp	27
 VGMasterShadow	26
 DanielBCR	26
 Arefin Bari	23
 Nehalita	22
 Shyra1353	21
 Squirrelrock	19
 Mike Ciance	18
 Jessica Boucher	17
 Lil' Lavery	16
 Astronouth7303	15
 Rich Kressly	14
 Robo hottie71	14
 Wetzel	12
 Tom Schindler	12
 Jacqui	11
 Steve W	11
 Killerofkiller	11
 Alex Cormier	11
 Aignam	9
 Denman	9
 Icurtis	9
 Kyle	9
 JamizzleHavok13	8
 Vivelation	8
 EricS-Team180	7
 Jack Jones	7
 RogerR	7
 Meli W.	7
 George1083	6
 ZACH P.	6
 Cyberguy34000	6
 TierraDelDiablo	6
 Andrew Rudolph	5
 George56	5
 Katy	5
 Marc P.	5
 Stephen Kowski	5
 Al Skierkiewicz	4
 Barry Bonzack1604	4
 Ken Patton	4
 Tytus Gerrish	4
 Corey Balint	4
 CourtneyB	4
 Jay Trzaskos	4
 Joe_P.	4
 Yan Wang	4
 David Kelly	3
 Alex Pelan	3
 Ben Lauer	3
 DJ Fluck	3
 IMDWalrus	3
 Lisa Perez	3
 Sakura141	3
 Cory	2
 DaBruteForceGuy	2
 Dillon Compton	2
 Ecarlson	2
 EnderofDragon	2
 Jake177	2
 Jdiwnab	2
 Jeff_Rice	2
 Joe Ross	2
 Joshua May	2
 Karinka13	2
 Nobrakes8	2
 Tom Bottiglieri	2
 Wayne Doenges	2
 EricH	2
 Aaron Lussier	1
 Bill Gold	1
 Coco The Monkey	1
 Collin Fultz	1
 ElfMaster	1
 Eria4044	1
 JakeGallagher	1
 Katie Reynolds	1
 Kayla13	1
 Matt Krass	1
 MATT_kaplan108	1
 NoRemorse	1
 Pat McCarthy	1
 Sanddrag	1
 StephLee	1
 Tiffany34990	1

Onward!