CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51

[Conor Ryan]

"All Bow to the Almighty 7 foot Tetra!" -Pharaoh to Judges at NYC regional

[Ashley Christine]

Pharoah: "Oh Oh I want that one!! It can be my Queen, I will make her the best in all of the land of Egypt!"
Person-next-to-Pharoah: "Uh dude, you are a teenage boy in the 21st century, dressed as a Pharoah..."
Pharoah: "Noooooo! I am a Pharoah! I know I am! I mean look at my goooold!"
Person-next-to-Pharoah: "You mean your gold colored fabric?"
Pharoah: ::begins to cry::

Meanwhile...
The Judges watch as the first ever Princess of FIRST contest takes place.

[not part: and you thought he wanted a robot! ]

[EddieMcD]

Pharaoh: "That human cameraman is terrible! Replace him with one of my slave robots!
Advisor: "And what do we do with the human?"
Pharaoh: "Something menial... make him stack my pyramids!"

[Gary Dillard]

The crowd can hardly contain its excitement while watching the exhilerating action of this year's autonomous mode.

[MissInformation]

Judge #1: Okay guys, everyone stay cool... I can't be sure, but I think they've caught on to our pyramid scheme...
Judge #2: Impossible... what makes you think so?
Judge #1: Well, don't look now, but I think the guy behind us is a spy...

[EricS-Team180]

...though the scrolls were lost in the Alexandria fire, hints of Pharaoh's strange exploits come to us in hushed whispers like desert zephyrs. The legends speak of his fondness for combining Egyptian beer and camel racing. The strangest tells of an elixir fueled mad dash towards a mirage into which the Pharaoh simply disappeared...only to re-appear several days later outside a local Luxor watering hole. Here we have the first evidence as to the truth behind this bizarre tale. Apparently the Pharaoh stumbled into a worm-hole linked to a 2005 F.I.R.S.T competition. We can further corroborate this space-time adventure with a rash of pyramid building after his return. Oddly enough the 'glyphs of the time period refer to these pyramids as "tetras".

[richardp]

Pharaoh:"This is the worst attempt at pyramids I have ever seen. They are too small and have holes in them! When I die even if I have to be put in these bad attempts at pyramids I hope I get lifted into the bright light like that guy over there (referring to the lift)."

<NOT ENTRY>

Originally Posted by Arefin Bari

... Dave Lavery is the human player

Dave is going to IRI and there is a mentor only match (so is Heidi now to find Gary Dillard) </NOT ENTRY>

[Wayne Doenges]

King Tut, Boy King looks on in awe as non-humans move and stack pyramids. "If I had these wondrous machine, I could have built three times as many pyramids and I wouldn't have had to feed them."

[Andy Baker]

Lady judge w/ white pants:
"I'll give the King Tut kid an 'A' for effort, but it he's got nuthin' on Steve Martin"


AB

[DCA Fan]

King Tut examines the game as he gets his master mathematicians to calculate the size of the tetra needed to cap one of his pyramids.