2006 FIRST Fantasy Football

[Koko Ed]

Gonna do this one a bit backwards this week....

FIRST Fantasy Football Plus League

W-L-T Pct Pts Streak

Cromer Angry Smash!

6-0-0 1.000 946.62 W-6

WBI-461

5-1-0 .833 723.75 W-1

Stevies Scapegoats

5-1-0 .833 713.69 W-5

Nor Cal Crushers

4-2-0 .667 849.35 W-1

Jc's Evil Empire

4-2-0 .667 762.68 L-1

Koko's X-Cats

4-2-0 .667 674.57 W-2

Tomahawks

3-3-0 .500 718.98 L-1

Mechanicatz

3-3-0 .500 661.68 L-2

Tolman

3-3-0 .500 655.01 W-2

Beckham Pwns All

3-3-0 .500 624.02 L-1

Fiesty Clowns

3-3-0 .500 606.89 L-1

Cooney Quest

2-4-0 .333 519.43 W-1

Pelan's Bobcats

1-5-0 .167 541.08 L-5

sigmakittens

1-5-0 .167 530.45 W-1
Dogs in the Bathtub

1-5-0 .167 462.78 L-5

wst Coast Style

0-6-0.000 514.94 L-6

WEEK 7 SCEDULE

Koko's X-Cats(4-2) vs. Tolman(3-3)
The X-Cats had to replace the massively productive Marc Bulger with Steve McNair due to injury and Tolman could take advantage with the rock steady Matt Hasselback. If Tolman can possibly get naything out of Jamal Lewis agianst the Bears that is anotehr matchup that could sway in their favor. Look out for the CHicago Bears D for the X-Cats. They could put up big numbers against the clueless and mistake prone Ravens offense.


Jc's Evil Empire(4-2) vs. Mechanicatz(3-3)
Not sure what the Evil Empire can expect out of Ben Roethlisberger this week but the Mechincatz are missing an important cog with Randy Moss hurting and Cadillac Williams on a bye (and hurt) and SHelton Quarells as well on a bye.

Nor Cal Crushers(4-2) vs. Stevies Scapegoats(5-1)
Matchup of the week. The Crushers got the red hot Carson Palmer and the top runing back in the league Shaun Alexnader. Plus Lamont Jordan is facing the porous Buffalo Bills run defense so he could be big time this week. The SCapegoats aren't quite as strong at running back but Marc Brunell could possible be gangbusters this week going up aginst the non-existant Niners D.

Tomahawks(3-3) vs. Dogs in the Bathtub(1-5)
For once the Dogs have everyone on their rister playing and as usual it doesn't matter as their backs don't scare anyone and Micheal Vick is not a very good fantasy football quarterback. THe Tomahawks got PEyton Manning. Now he could have another non productive week and the TOmahawks backs are eh (one is a backup and the otehr is on a bye) So they could still blow this one.

sigmakittens(1-5) vs. Cromer Angry Smash!(6-0)
The kitties tasted sweet victory for the first time this season. Thier reward? They get to face down the best team in the league. This one could be settled on Friday depending on how Priest Holmes and Trent Green perform in Miami for the kitties. Farve will do well for the Smash as will Edgerrin James.


Cooney Quest(2-4) vs. WBI-461(5-1)
WBI-461 is one tough out so it pays to manage the roster when you are facing them. I'm not sure how Kerry Collins will do. He's been up and down all season but I expect Steven Jackson to do well and CUrtis Martin may be all the Jets have. The Quest are riding on Thomas Jones and Ronnie Brown and if they do well they may just pull off the upset.

Beckham Pwns All(3-3) vs. [ COLOR=Navy]Fiesty Clowns(3-3)[/color]
Both teams are at the crossraods for the season and are looking to make a move but Beckham has more damage done to their roster and is crippled especially in the passing game and need bug production from Tiki Barber. Domanick Davis and Drew Brees to hang close.

wst Coast Style(0-6) vs.Pelan's Bobcats(1-5)
Pelan's Bobcats are in a very giving mood and have basically giftwrapped a victory for wst Coast Style by not maintaing their roster ONCE AGIAN!
How nice of them.

[Koko Ed]

Been a little lax at this the past couple of weeks but I'm back now...

FIRST Fantasy Football Plus League

W-L-T Pct Pts Streak

Cromer Angry Smash!

8-0-0 1.000 1071.05 W-8

WBI-461

7-1-0 .875 1009.90 W-3

Stevies Scapegoats

6-2-0 .750 923.62 L-1

Nor Cal Crushers

5-3-0 .625 1100.65 W-1

Jc's Evil Empire

5-3-0 .625 1026.76 L-1

Tomahawks

5-3-0 . 954.48 W-2

Koko's X-Cats

5-3-0 .625 900.73 L-1

Fiesty Clowns

5-3-0 .815.34 W-2

Tolman

4-4-0 .500 837.65 W-1

Beckham Pwns All

4-4-0 .500 836.05 W-1

Mechanicatz

3-5-0 .375 803.78 L-4

sigmakittens

2-6-0 .250 746.05 W-1

Cooney Quest

2-6-0 .250 704.80 L-2

Pelan's Bobcats

1-7-0 .200 675.84 L-7

wst Coast Style

1-7-0.000 656.77 L-1

Dogs in the Bathtub

1-7-0 .250 648.07 L-4

WEEK 8 RESULTS[/center]
Beckham Pwns All(4-4) 128.90 Koko's X-Cats(5-3) 112.13
Even missing a starter Beckham easily handles the X-Cats led by Drew Brees 39.37, the Miami Dolphins defenses 30 points, Tiki Barber's 20.57 and Chris Brown's 14.33. The X-Cats weren't no slouches led by Jamie Martin's 19.03 points, the Chicago Bears defenses 18.00, Kevin Curtis' 15.50, Heath Miller's 14.70, Bubba Frank's 13.63 and Willis McGahee's 11.47 points. Admirable numbers but considerably short of the numbers put up by their counterparts.

WBI-461(4-1) 175.01 Jc's Evil Empire(5-3) 149.87
SCoring a robust 149.87 points would be enough to win going away if the Evil Empire would be playing anyone else than WBI-461 who scored a ridiculous 175.01 points. Kerry Collin's led the onslaught with 32.37 points followed by Jerry Porter (thanks to Pac Man Jones and his Deion Sanders impersionation) with 23.20, Jay Feeley with 22.50, Marion Barber's 22.47, Stepehn Jackson with 20.33, the now -injured Anquaan Boldin with 12.10 and Antonio Pierce with 12 points.
The Evil Empire got 26.17 points from Ben Roethlisberger, 18.90 from Terrell Owens (who is now out with a severe case of dirareaha of the mouth), 15.97 from Tony Gonzales, 14.93 from Brian Westbrook, LaDanian Thomlinson with 14.70, Deion Branch with 14.63, Rod Smith with 13.57, and the Detriot Lions defense with 11 points.
Good but not good enough . My sympathies Corey.

Nor Cal Crushers(5-3) 142.60 Mechanicatz(3-5) 64.53
The Mechanicatz season has quickly imploded and it came to a head last week as the Crushers more than doubled thier score. With three big zeroes either due to byes or non perfomance they were dead before thje game sreally began. Drew Bledsoe with an (underperforming) 21.83 was all they had.
Meanwhile the Crushers had 34.90 from both Steve Smith and Carson Palmer. Those two outscored the Mechinacatz by themselves.

Tomahawks(5-3) 125.84 Stevies Scapegoats(6-2) 77.21
After weeks of surging ahead to the lead group of the league the SCapgoats put up an airball and got absolutely stomped. Outside the 34 points their defense put up they didn't have much to show at all. Antonio Gates 32.67 nearly negates that and add in the Niners D 24 points, Kyle Orton 22.17 and Muhsin Muhammad's 11.27.

sigmakittens(2-6) 115.70 Dogs in the Bathtub(1-7) 94.13
The kitties exploded for over a hundred points led by 38.20 points from Trent Green, 19.83 from Eric Moulds and 16 points from the Carolina Pantehrs defense. The Dogs got 17.77 from Trent Dilfer, 15 points from Warren Sapp, Lemar Marshall's 11.50 points and 10 points from both Neil Rackers and the Baltimore Ravens defense.

Cromer Angry Smash!(8-0) 102.36wst Coast Style(1-7) 68.20
The Smash get it easy for once as wst Caost Style got 30.30 points from Donovan McNabb and nothing much else from anybody else. The Smash got a dissapointing 18.57 from Brett Farve but unlike wst Coast Style had support from his teammates Stephen Davis, the Jacksonville Jaguars defense, and Mike Peterson all scored in double digits to lead the Smash to an easy win.

[ COLOR=Navy]Fiesty Clowns(5-3)[/color] 95.31 Cooney Quest(2-6) 86.37
This game ended up much closer than it probably should have been with Daunte Culpepper going down for the year with a devastating knee injury. Fortunately for the Clowns Eddie Kennison, Kevin Jones, Donald Driver and Nick Barnett picked up the slack. Josh McCown and the depleated New England Patriots defense was all the Quest really had. That they came close is pretty much a miracle.

Tolman(4-4) 74.87 Pelan's Bobcats(1-7) 74.16
Tolman played Chiken with the train and got away with it by starting a bye addled Matt Hasselback and Alge Crumpler. Of course the Bobcats helped them out by haivng the Seahawks defense playing when they weren't. The Cincinatti Bengals defense took advantage scoring 14 points and saved Tolman's bacon.

[Koko Ed]

FIRST Fantasy Football Plus League

W-L-T Pct Pts Streak

Cromer Angry Smash!

8-0-0 1.000 1071.05 W-8

WBI-461

7-1-0 .875 1009.90 W-3

Stevies Scapegoats

6-2-0 .750 923.62 L-1

Nor Cal Crushers

5-3-0 .625 1100.65 W-1

Jc's Evil Empire

5-3-0 .625 1026.76 L-1

Tomahawks

5-3-0 . 954.48 W-2

Koko's X-Cats

5-3-0 .625 900.73 L-1

Fiesty Clowns

5-3-0 .815.34 W-2

Tolman

4-4-0 .500 837.65 W-1

Beckham Pwns All

4-4-0 .500 836.05 W-1

Mechanicatz

3-5-0 .375 803.78 L-4

sigmakittens

2-6-0 .250 746.05 W-1

Cooney Quest

2-6-0 .250 704.80 L-2

Pelan's Bobcats

1-7-0 .200 675.84 L-7

wst Coast Style

1-7-0.000 656.77 L-1

Dogs in the Bathtub

1-7-0 .250 648.07 L-4

WEEK 9 SCHEDULE[/center]
Cooney Quest(2-6) vs. Koko's X-Cats(5-3)
Stricking to thier usual bad habits the Quest decided to make things easier for the X-Cats and leave two defensive starters on the roster but they do have a distinct advantage at running back with Thomas Jones and Ronnie Brown over the X-Cats TJ Duckett and Chester Taylor but the X-Cats got a big time advantage at quarterback with Steve McNair over Joey Harrington.

[ COLOR=Navy]Fiesty Clowns(5-3)[/color] vs. Jc's Evil Empire(5-3)
Whomever can get anything good out of their quarterback (or at least inflicts the least damage to their own teams chances) will lead thier team to victory here as well. The Empire is looking solid with Thomlinson though.

Nor Cal Crushers(5-3) vs. WBI-461(4-1)
The Crushers could slap WBI-461 from their second place perch with their solid advantage at running back with Shaun Alexnader and Lamont Jordan over Curtis Martin and DeShaun Foster who will have to wait his turn for his carries behind Stpehen Davis. WBI-461 needs a big game from Jerry Collins to stay close.

Tomahawks(5-3) vs. Mechanicatz(3-5)
The Mechanicatz must have packed up camp for the season because they decided to leep Drew BLedsoe in the starting lineup even though he's on a bye.And in this league you cannot win without a starting quarterback. The Tomahawks should win easily.

sigmakittens(2-6) vs. Stevies Scapegoats (6-2)
The SCapegoats need to make up for last weeks egg-on-your-face collapse last week get an improving sigmakittens team. The quarterback matchup is pretty tight but the Scapegaots got significnat advnatages in teh recivers and the running game and that could make all the difference.

Cromer Angry Smash!(8-0) vs. Dogs in the Bathtub(1-7)
The best team in the league against the worst. Looking up and down the Dogs roster there is no reason to belive they have any chance whatsoever to knock the Smash from the ranks of the unbeaten.

Beckham Pwns All(4-4) vs. Pelan's Bobcats(1-7)
Both teams are missing players due to byes and the Bobcats (on paper) have the advantage for once. What Brees and Brady do obviously goes a long way in deciding who wins as does the running back battle. What may actually settle the matter is if the Seattle Seahawks handle the Cardinals for the Bobcats and if the Dolphins have answers for Micheal Vick and the Falcons for Beckham.

wst Coast Style(1-7) vs.Tolman(4-4)
In spite of his poor roster management Tolman is still in the playoff hunt but that could end after this week and it'll be thier own fault for leaving 4 players who are on a bye. Unless the Portis and Lewios go nuts they really don't have a chance.

[Koko Ed]

[quote=Koko Ed]

FIRST Fantasy Football Plus League

W-L-T Pct Pts Streak

Cromer Angry Smash!

9-0-0 1.000 1205.18 W-9

WBI-461

7-2-0 .778 1121.36 L-1

Nor Cal Crushers

6-3-0 .667 1235.76.65 W-2

Jc's Evil Empire

6-3-0 .667 1132.11W-1

Tomahawks

6-3-0 .667 1066.33 W-3

Stevies Scapegoats

6-3-0 .667 1018.72 L-2

Koko's X-Cats

6-3-0 .667 992.20 W-1

Fiesty Clowns

5-4-0 .556 913.14 L-1

Tolman

4-5-0 .444 916.15 L-1

Beckham Pwns All

4-5-0 .444 904.53 L-1

sigmakittens

3-6-0 .333 885.64 W-2

Mechanicatz

3-6-0 .333 856.45 L-5

Pelan's Bobcats

2-7-0 .222 787.61 W-1

wst Coast Style

2-7-0 .222 772.07 W-1

Cooney Quest

2-7-0 .222 762.21 L-3

Dogs in the Bathtub

1-8-0 .111 731.26 L-5

WEEK 9 RESULTS[/center]
Koko's X-Cats(6-3) 91.47 Cooney Quest(2-7) 57.41
The X-Cats easily disposed of the Quest. You know things are looking bad for you when Joey Harrington is all you got.
Steve McNair got outscored by Harrington 24.90 to 20.97 but he had more help from the Chicago Bears defense with 16 points, Julius Peppers with 13.50 points and Paul Ediunger with 10 points.

Jc's Evil Empire(6-3)105.35 [ COLOR=Navy]Fiesty Clowns(5-4)[/color]97.80
Whomever can get anything good out of their quarterback (or at least inflicts the least damage to their own teams chances) will lead thier team to victory here as well. The Empire is looking solid with Thomlinson though.
Actually it was a total swing and a miss on tis one as Testeverde's pathetic perfomance forced the Evil Empire to have to do things the hard way. Fortunately they had LaDanian Thomlinson who put up 35.70 points. He outscored the Clowns backs himself who only scored 7.53 points. Deion Branch had 12.37 and the Detriot Lions defense had 10.50 points for the Evil Empire. Anthony Wright had 17 points, Erron Kinney had 13.43 points , the Washington Redskins defense had 12.00 points, John Kasay had 10.50 points and Joe Jurevicius had 10.07 points to make it close for the Clowns but the running game failure cost them dearly.

Nor Cal Crushers(6-3) 135.11 WBI-461(7-2) 111.46
The Crushers could slap WBI-461 from their second place perch with their solid advantage at running back with Shaun Alexnader and Lamont Jordan over Curtis Martin and DeShaun Foster who will have to wait his turn for his carries behind Stpehen Davis. WBI-461 needs a big game from Jerry Collins to stay close.
Scored a home run on this one. The Crushers got 35.9 points from their backs compared to 14.4 for WBI-461. Collins did his part scoring a respecatable 26.33 which is decent but not enough to Carson Palmer's 29.37 points. The Pittsburgh Steelers defense added 17 points, and Steve Smith added 15.57 points. WBI-461 got 14.03 from Jerry Porter, Bryant Johnson's 13.40 points and Zach Thomas with 11.50 points.

Tomahawks(6-3) 111.85 Mechanicatz(3-6) 52.67
The Mechanicatz must have packed up camp for the season because they decided to leep Drew BLedsoe in the starting lineup even though he's on a bye.And in this league you cannot win without a starting quarterback. The Tomahawks should win easily.
Told ya.

sigmakittens(3-6) 139.59 Stevies Scapegoats (6-3) 95.03
The Scapegoats need to make up for last weeks egg-on-your-face collapse last week get an improving sigmakittens team. The quarterback matchup is pretty tight but the Scapegaots got significnat advnatages in the recivers and the running game and that could make all the difference.
Well The kitteis won the RBs matchup 20.43 to 17.40 and the Scapegoats won the recivers matchup 43.4 to 22.53 and Green wont he matchup for the kitteis over the Scapegaots Brunell 23.83 to 17.23. The clincher came from the Carolina Panthers defense who buisted the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in the face 31 to 2.

Cromer Angry Smash!(9-0) 134.13 Dogs in the Bathtub(1-8) 83.18
The best team in the league against the worst. Looking up and down the Dogs roster there is no reason to belive they have any chance whatsoever to knock the Smash from the ranks of the unbeaten.
Well that was easy.
The Smash had 8 players in double figures to the Dogs 2.
How hard is that?

Pelan's Bobcats(2-7) 111.87 Beckham Pwns All(4-5) 68.48
Both teams are missing players due to byes and the Bobcats (on paper) have the advantage for once. What Brees and Brady do obviously goes a long way in deciding who wins as does the running back battle. What may actually settle the matter is if the Seattle Seahawks handle the Cardinals for the Bobcats and if the Dolphins have answers for Micheal Vick and the Falcons for Beckham.
Brady outscored Brees 37.77 to 21.87 and Seattle outscored Miami 20 to 12 and the stat of the game both teams had 4 zeros from their rosters a piece.

wst Coast Style(2-7) 115.30 Tolman(4-5) 78.50
In spite of his poor roster management Tolman is still in the playoff hunt but that could end after this week and it'll be thier own fault for leaving 4 players who are on a bye. Unless the Portis and Lewis go nuts they really don't have a chance .
They didn't and while Tolman didn't end his playoff hunt they certainly hurt it.

[Koko Ed]

Eee-yah! I was sweating out that Dallas game to the last pass.
All that lateralling made me nervous but it looks like I won by a supreamyly thin margin when I thought I had everything well in hand.

[Cory]

If only I hadn't been playing JC last week, I'd be 2-0 and in first place.

Instead I'm 1-1 and have more fantasy points than anyone else.

[Jones571]

Originally Posted by Cory

If only I hadn't been playing JC last week, I'd be 2-0 and in first place.

Instead I'm 1-1 and have more fantasy points than anyone else.

i dont care how many points i get cuz im going 16-0 and pwning all of you (plus league)

[Alex Cormier]

Originally Posted by Jones571

i dont care how many points i get cuz im going 16-0 and pwning all of you (plus league)

hey there buddy calm down, who's in first?

[Koko Ed]

Originally Posted by Alex Cormier

hey there buddy calm down, who's in first?

Well if you trade Donovan McNabb for Trent Dilfer you won't be for long!

[Alex Cormier]

Originally Posted by Koko Ed

Well if you trade Donovan McNabb for Trent Dilfer you won't be for long!

we'll we must just see if mcnabb i sbetter then dilfer? (will post more once it is fully traded.)

[Ricky Q.]

Trade me McNabb for harrington, it will be fun I promise.

[Cory]

Originally Posted by Alex Cormier

we'll we must just see if mcnabb i sbetter then dilfer? (will post more once it is fully traded.)

Sorry, but honestly, this has to be the most moronic trade I've ever seen (followed close by the guy who wants to give me Chad Pennington for Shaun Alexander)

[xzvrw2]

When I seen that trade request I just laughed. I had to vote against it. It is just bad.

[Alex Cormier]

Originally Posted by Cory

Sorry, but honestly, this has to be the most moronic trade I've ever seen (followed close by the guy who wants to give me Chad Pennington for Shaun Alexander)

how so?

[Cory]

Originally Posted by Alex Cormier

how so?

You do know who Trent Dilfer is, right?

And you do know how laughably bad the Cleveland Browns are, right?

Let's put it this way. Even with Dilfer passing all night long, every game, because he has to get his team out of a hole, he probably won't score half as many points as McNabb does over the season.

There is NO possibility whatsoever that he will score more points than McNabb, barring a season ending injury.