CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #63

[nehalita]

Just so Mr. Pallokat wouldn't forget, Team 237 gave him a clock frozen at the time that the team usually met (he seemed to like the idea...).

[Rich Wong]

Auctioneer Carl:
"Ooooooh come on everyone..... This auction is for fundraising; doesn’t anyone want this NICE clock donation by Elgin?

*Pause*
Do I hear $50?

*Pause*
This clock was special to Elgin......
This clock..... has been with Elgin during his whole childhood years. It comforted him during his high school robotics years, and keep him on time during his college years. It is still in MINT condition!
It was very, very tough for Elgin to give up this prize for his team!

*Pause*
Do I hear $20?

People!!!! This is for your team 237!
That’s better! I have $20 bid from Elgin behind me (stop sobbing)
….Do I hear $25?"

[Elgin Clock]

Originally Posted by Jay H 237

If you pay attention closely to this photo you will see there's actually two clock's visible, although one of them works much harded than the other, to the point where the hands never stop moving!
[ I am dead........................I am sooo dead!!! ]

<not an entry>Ya you are. Blasphemy.. all lies I tell ya. MY hands were moving as well, as I was clapping at the time.</not an entry>

[dlavery]

Pal: Now I will finally know the answer to the age-old question: "what happens when you annoy a clock?"

Elgin: It gets ticked off!

Pal: But why were you sitting on the clock?

Elgin: Because I wanted to be on time!!! Anyway, even though it is a new clock, you will need to be careful about the bugs inside.

Pal: Bugs???

Elgin: Yeah, you know - ticks!

[Billfred]

Sorry about the holdup--between working on a project and accidentally closing the window midway and recovering from yesterday, it seems that it's a vast conspiracy to keep me from scoring this thing.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by dlavery

Pal: Now I will finally know the answer to the age-old question: "what happens when you annoy a clock?"

Elgin: It gets ticked off!

Pal: But why were you sitting on the clock?

Elgin: Because I wanted to be on time!!! Anyway, even though it is a new clock, you will need to be careful about the bugs inside.

Pal: Bugs???

Elgin: Yeah, you know - ticks!

Dave, you should meet Mr. Hosford (1293's engineer) sometime.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by iCurtis

Carll: Oh how nice guys this'll look great on my mantle piece. Wait a second, what is this?!? A timer to next year! *sigh* Some things never do die...

Honorable mentions go to...

1) Gary Dillard
2) Kevin Kolodziej
3) KathieK
4) EricS-Team180
5) EricH
6) Adam Richards
7) Rich Wong
8) EddieMcD
9) Wayne Doenges
10) Jessica Boucher
11) Dorienne 007
12) JosephM
13) Bcahn836
14) Arefin Bari
15) Jay H 237

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Jay Trzaskos

At the last possible moment before leaving Earth for his castle hide out, Father Time takes this chance to show of his time machine. He was planning on giving it to Gary Dillard to help him go back in time and keep his hair, but then decided it was more fun to make fun of him for it.

Which means the scores are...

Nehalita	34
EddieMcD	31
Gary Dillard	31
MissInformation	31
Dlavery	27
Jay Trzaskos	27
Rich Wong	25
Jay H 237	24
KathieK	21
EricH	21
“Big Mike”	20
Arefin Bari	20
EricS-Team180	19
Al Skierkiewicz	18
Amanda Morrison	16
T. Hoffman	16
Dorienne 007	16
Bcahn836	15
Icurtis	13
Koko Ed	12
Kyle45	12
1derboy	12
Xzvrw2	11
DCA Fan	10
Andy Baker	9
Ashley Christine	9
JosephM	8
Pat McCarthy	7
DanielBCR	7
Dave Scheck	7
Kjhobin	7
Brandy836	6
JVN	6
Miketwalker	6
Alex Cormier	6
Conor Ryan	6
Squirrelrock	5
Goober!!!	5
Mechanicalbrain	5
KarenH	4
Kevin Kolodziej	4
RoboMom	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Greencactus3	4
Tiffany34990	4
Spears312	4
Rich Kressly	3
Richardp	3
Ryan Foley	3
Wayne Doenges	3
Adam Richards	2
Andrew Rudolph	2
Elgin Clock	2
Jessica Boucher	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Denman	2
Greg Needel	2
Liz C	2
Sciguy125	2
Wetzel	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
Eugenia Gabrielov	1
First degree	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Attallah	1
Termite233	1
Tytus Gerrish	1
Wilshire	1

Onward!