CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71

[Billfred]

I thought of restricting this week's contest to four-time champs.

...then I realized that I've only been doing caption contests for a year and change.

Here's the scores:

Gary Dillard	50
EddieMcD	45
T. Hoffman	44
Rich Wong	44
MissInformation	40
Nehalita	38
Jay Trzaskos	36
Al Skierkiewicz	35
Dlavery	34
Jay H 237	34
EricH	32
KathieK	30
Dorienne 007	29
Andy Baker	28
Bcahn836	27
Amanda Morrison	26
Wayne Doenges	26
Arefin Bari	26
Icurtis	24
EricS-Team180	22
“Big Mike”	20
DCA Fan	19
Xzvrw2	19
JosephM	15
Koko Ed	15
Alex Cormier	14
Kyle45	13
Mechanicalbrain	13
1derboy	13
Ashley Christine	10
Conor Ryan	9
Kjhobin	9
Goober!!!	9
Pat McCarthy	8
Squirrelrock	8
DanielBCR	7
Dave Scheck	7
Tiffany34990	7
Brandy836	6
Elgin Clock	6
JVN	6
KarenH	6
Miketwalker	6
Sciguy125	6
Greg Needel	6
Lil' Lavery	5
Artdutra04	5
Richardp	5
Jessica Boucher	4
KenWittlief	4
Kevin Kolodziej	4
RoboMom	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Greencactus3	4
Bill_Hancoc	4
Spears312	4
Rich Kressly	3
Ryan Foley	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Adam Richards	2
Andrew Rudolph	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Ogre	2
RogerR	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Shyra1353	2
Wetzel	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Beth Sweet	1
Budda648	1
First degree	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Attallah	1
Rees2001	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1
InfernoX14	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/wfa/image...4954beatty_jpg

As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday

Go!

[Ian Curtis]

Fuzzy Dice... 5 dollars.
Segway....... 2,000 dollars.
Being seen while riding a segway with fuzzy dice with your pinky sticking out on an international forum... Priceless.

[Goober!!!]

They say old men dont have sharp rides!!! I have a sharp ride with FUZZY DICE!!!

[Greg Needel]

"after team 71's 4th national championship title Bill Beatty actually looses his mind and rides off on a Segway into the sunset"

[xzvrw2]

Mr. Beatty: "Now all i need is those hydraulics"

[Koko Ed]

"Hey, did you guys rememeber to plug in my Segway last night?"

[KarenH]

To have a really cool Segway, you must have fuzzy dice.

[Conor Ryan]

So I lean...here?

[Jay H 237]

While most people think that fuzzy dice on Segways riden by older people helps them relive their teenage years they in fact have a much more important function. They act as a pendulum to counter act the movement of the Segway and allow people with weaker equilibriums to stay balanced.

[greencactus3]

well ya know..... i WOULD do a burnout but this beast is AWD and yea... little too much traction..... oh a wheelie you say? i cna do that..... or wait. if i lean forwards instead of backwards.... on 2 wheels.... is that okay? no? hmm. ill do a donut! yay!

[Jay Trzaskos]

now how do you get the cupholder to pop out again?

[Travis Hoffman]

Consarn it! Thar ain't enuff PVC on this here contraption!

[Wayne Doenges]

#1 Entry: Unbeknownst to Bill, the students substituted the Segway batteries for the FIRST approved batteries. Now he'll only be able to ride 2 minutes and 15 seconds before he needs to recharge.

#2 Entry: Bill to self. "Please don't let me screw up like President Bush did and fall down."

[Rich Wong]

Bill, "Hey! Whooooooo borrowed my Segway last! My Chihuahua bobbleheads are missing from the wheel fenders again."

[Squirrelrock]

Old man trying to figure out how to use these new-fangled contraptions...
(this one is a little different, but he just can't seem to find the Nos button on the handle to make the thing move)