Ohio State - Michigan

[Travis Hoffman]

Michigan may corner the market on FIRST teams, but Ohio sure does have 'em beat when it comes to college football teams!

That last drive was insanely impressive. Troy Smith is outstanding. Tressel pwns scUM.

GO tOSU!!!!

Now we just need the Cleveland Cavs to overtake the Pistons....

[Joe Matt]

Yep, well, hopefully with my arrival in Dayton we can turn around the whole fact Ohio isn't the best FIRST state.

j/k

w007! GO OSU!

[Lisa Perez]

[Matt Attallah]

Quick question -

How do Ohio U people get to park in the handicapped spaces?

They hang their diploma from their rear view mirrors.

Little joke I heard yesterday...

[Joe Matt]

Originally Posted by Matt Attallah

Quick question -

How do Ohio U people get to park in the handicapped spaces?

They hang their diploma from their rear view mirrors.

Little joke I heard yesterday...

Ironically, I first heard that about UM people. I guess you guys need to reuse our jokes too, eh?

For the record, I go to Dayton, this is all just fun and games.

[Ryan M.]

Yep, although OSU had me scared for a while there...

OH!

[xzvrw2]

Well OSU didnt want to win the game.
They were giving it to UM.
But our wondeful coach gave it back.
Carr needs to be fired and brong in some one....like Joe Pa haha

[Ashley Weed]

Ouch!

JoePa... no go.
JoePa... has built Paternoville....
Paternoville has brought back "The 12th Man"...
"The 12th Man"..... created the "PSU '05 White Out"....
The '05 White Out brought a win against OSU.....

WE ARE........ THE BIG TEN CHAMPIONS!

[mathking]

Quick question -

How do Ohio U people get to park in the handicapped spaces?

They hang their diploma from their rear view mirrors.

Little joke I heard yesterday...

Just for the record, Ohio U and OSU are actually two different schools.

[Ken Loyd]

Matt,

What do Michigan football players get on their SAT's.....Drool!

Ken

[Cory]

Originally Posted by Ken Loyd

Matt,

What do Michigan football players get on their SAT's.....Drool!

Ken

Not like OSU is any better...

[TheShadow]

I made the mistake of going to downtown ann arbor saturday...took me a half hour to get about 5 blocks...and I almost got hit 5 times. It seemed like people forgot what stop signs meant. Red lights too.

[edit: this was while driving]

[Beth Sweet]

And just to jump on the anti-Michigan joke bandwagon:

How many U of M students does it take to change a lightbulb?
-3, 1 to do it and 2 to talk about how they do it just like Ivy Leaguers! Luv ya Lis!

[TheShadow]

Bandwagons are fun! How many UM staff/students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

202: One professor to tell the student teacher to do it, a student teacher to screw it in, and 200 students to watch the student teacher and get credit!

[Matt Attallah]

Pfft...

On the bandwagon of lightbulbs...

How many Ohio students does it take to change a light bulb?

1 - but it gets 3 credits for doing so...

and here are a few more...

What do you get when you drive slowly thru Columbus, Ohio?
-A degree from OSU.


Did you hear about the student who flunked out of U of M and then went to OSU?
-He raised the standards of both schools

What is the only sign of relief after driving through Columbus?
-"Ann Arbor 191 miles"

Now just for Beth - some MSU jokes...

What does a student from UM and a student from MSU have in commmon? - They were both accepted to MSU.

What is the difference between MSU and cereal? - Cereal is always in a bowl!

How do you keep a Spartan out of your yard? - PUT UP A GOAL POST!!!

Hope this keeps ya busy!