CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #74

[Billfred]

Or, the one that comes after #73.

Here's the scores:

Gary Dillard	57
T. Hoffman	56
MissInformation	55
EddieMcD	50
Jay H 237	47
Rich Wong	47
Jay Trzaskos	41
Dlavery	-infinity
Al Skierkiewicz	39
Nehalita	39
Andy Baker	35
Bcahn836	35
EricH	35
KathieK	33
Wayne Doenges	31
Dorienne 007	29
Icurtis	29
Arefin Bari	28
Amanda Morrison	26
EricS-Team180	25
DCA Fan	22
Xzvrw2	22
“Big Mike”	20
Koko Ed	19
Alex Cormier	18
JosephM	17
Ashley Christine	13
Kyle45	13
Mechanicalbrain	13
1derboy	13
Goober!!!	13
Conor Ryan	12
Artdutra04	11
JVN	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
Kjhobin	10
Greg Needel	8
DanielBCR	7
Dave Scheck	7
KarenH	7
KenWittlief	7
Tiffany34990	7
Andrew Blair	6
Brandy836	6
Elgin Clock	6
Jessica Boucher	6
Kevin Kolodziej	6
Miketwalker	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
Lil' Lavery	5
Fruity Pebbles	5
Richardp	5
Bill_Hancoc	5
RoboMom	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Wetzel	4
Spears312	4
Adam Richards	3
InfernoX14	3
Rich Kressly	3
Ryan Foley	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Shyra1353	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Ogre	2
RogerR	2
Sammy	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Matt Attallah	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Beth Sweet	1
Budda648	1
First degree	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Mr. A	1
Rees2001	1
Termite233	1
Tim Delles	1
Wilshire	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=12170

(Kevin, if only you had this picture last week! )

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight.

Go!

[Joe Matt]

John finally realizes there is only one place to escape the JVN copies: IN SPACE.

[Jay Trzaskos]

Despite Laverey's promises John found space to be quite less interesting than Dave had been telling him.

[Ian Curtis]

DJ Fluck: Will the Real JVN please stand up,please stand up ?
Billfred: Really DJ. what's up with all this rap? Don't make me feature you in the caption contest , AGAIN!

(For those who don't get the joke, read Heidi Foster's entry)

[Rich Wong]

Houston: “ John, sorry for the computer delays, you can proceed with the space shuttle repairs now.”

JVN: “zzzzzz”

Houston, “John, John?”

JVN, “zzzzzz”

Houston, “…. get out the Paul McCartney music again.”

[Jay H 237]

When he was growing up, John was told by his parents that he could be anything he wanted to be as long as he had crayons, paper, and a good imagination.

[dlavery]

Dang! Why is it that every time the opportunity really presents itself, you never have a nice big cream pie handy to throw?

[Bcahn836]

JVN zzz zzz-"this astronaut stuff is too easy. When can i take over Dave's job?"

[Arefin Bari]

John: Time to take a break from Paul and do Yooooggaaaaaa.

[Koko Ed]

In Space No One Can Here You Lecture About Drive Systems

[artdutra04]

As John takes a break from testing IFI's new waterproof zero-gee total-vacuum speed controllers, he's spotted on by one of NASA's new web cams mounted on their shuttle fleet. Shortly after this, Dave had to redesign this year's game after finding out that while JVN had slept on duty, a hatch was left open and the only copy of the top secret blueprints drifted out and burned up upon reentry of Earth's atmosphere.

[KathieK]

I know Dean's homework was to spread the message about FIRST but I don't remember anyone saying we had a Vex tournament scheduled for space! Lavery, what have you been up to???

[MissInformation]

With his first high school reunion fast approaching, John desperately tried to come up with ways of backing up his claims about his "successful" career.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Even the simulation of being weigthless causes John's stomach to flip. Somebody get a bucket, quick!

[KenWittlief]

Take one: Every since he was a kid, all John wanted to do was take up space!

Take two: This is your NASA eye in the sky with the 9AM traffic report. I see heavy traffic in New York Boston Albany Syracuse Rochester Buffalo Pittsburgh Philadelphia [inhales........] Baltimore Washington Norfolk...

Take three: [Don Knots voice] we are now passing over Hawaii. Our retro rockets will fire in ten, nine, eight...

Take four: Space suit, check! Cinder Block, check! GPS Coordinates for Billfred's house, check!

Take Five: [John] This is me, when I was in space!
[HS freshman] That is the worse photoshop cut and paste Ive ever seen!