CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #75

[EricH]

Before I announce the match results, I will announce the Caption Contest results. Hang on...Wait...Wrong sheet, that's the highest score so far...Oh, never mind...Finally, the score for that last match, not that anyone else is awake...

[KenWittlief]

"you never close your eyes any more
when I kiss your lips
and theres no tenderness like before
in your fingertips...."
[thinks to self] this would probabally be more romantic if I memorized the lyrics!

[Wayne Doenges]

After doing his rendition of the Star Spangle Banner, Billfred started receiving requests like: "Sit down" and "Stop singing" and "Don't give up your day job".

[KathieK]

Wherever he goes, Billfred is the center of attention. Notice how everyone around him is hanging on his every word... It is thanks to volunteers like this that FIRST has become the program that it is today...

[KenWittlief]

It only took 15 years, but Billfred finally got what he wanted for Christmas

"Hey good looking! We'll be by to pick YOU up later!"

(Mr MicroPhone)

[Rich Wong]

Bill: "Attention everyone, this is Bill again,
This is my last warning!
If anyone take another picture of me taking a picture other people, I will put you on the CD’s caption contest for a whole month."

[Billfred]

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Gary Dillard ( ), I have a shocking announcement: My iBook is finally functioning! So expect scores when I post number 76.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

I'm just a Bill.
Yes, I'm only a Bill.
And I'm sitting here at Capitol Clash.
Well, it's a long, long day
With robots to see,
And your stuck at the Clash
listenin' to me,
But I know I'll be like Blair someday
At least I hope and pray that I will,
But today I am still just a Bill.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by MissInformation

“Friends, students, engineers, lend me your gears;
I come to build robots, not to raze them... what the…?” *shuffles papers*
“Here we go… To build, or not to build: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The mistakes and screw-ups of outrageous freshman,
Or to take the arm and complete it myself,
And by doing so, actually get it done by ship date? To ship: to sleep… uh… that’s not it either…” *shuffles papers once again* “Chiaphua, Chiaphua, wherefore art thou Chiaphua, a motor by any other name would never run as sweet… uh-oh… if I have this here, what did I turn in for my English final?”

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Gary Dillard
2) Conor Ryan
3) Jay H 237
4) KenWittlief
5) DCA Fan
6) dlavery
7) Al Skierkiewicz
8) killerofkiller
9) Koko Ed
10) JosephM
11) EddieMcD
12) KathieK
13) Andrew Blair
14) Tim Delles

And the burn award, for the complete and utter disturbingness of it:

Originally Posted by iCurtis

Billfred: In order to fill in time during the field resets, I've brought along a friend from Canada to aid me in a little Musical Demonstration.

Dave (underbreath): You 116ers may have been laughing across
3 states on the way to IRI, but guess who's got the last laugh! *puts on ear plugs*

*Karthik bursts onstage and he and Billfred start a Duet:
B: I feel pretty!
K: Oh so pretty!
B: I feel pretty
K: and witty,
B: and Brighhhhhhhht!

.. (shortly after)

K: I feel charming!
B: Oh so Charming!
B&K: It's alarming, how charming we feeeeeeel!

Scores will be posted with #76.

Onward!

[Al Skierkiewicz]

As every good announcer/DJ knows, keep reading the copy even if no one is paying attention. It is what makes radio great! (Or give a DJ a mic and you will have to pry it from his cold, lifeless hands to get it back.)

[xzvrw2]

"OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE!!!!!

[Tim Delles]

"We will be starting the next match.... Who turned my mic off?"

[dlavery]

Feelings... Nothing more than feelings,
Trying to forget my feelings of love.
Feelings, wo-o-o-o-o feelings,
Wo-o-o-o-o, feelings again in my arms.
Feeeeeelings...

[KenWittlief]

"the owner of the red sled with 9 reindeer on the roof, you left your nose-light on"

[MissInformation]

Originally Posted by dlavery

Feelings... Nothing more than feelings,
Trying to forget my feelings of love.
Feelings, wo-o-o-o-o feelings,
Wo-o-o-o-o, feelings again in my arms.
Feeeeeelings...

<not an entry> This is the same song that popped into my head when I first saw the picture... does this prove that disturbed minds think alike?
<not an entry>

Here's my actual entry, if it's stranger than usual, blame the dilaudid (don't ask about my horrible week):

“Friends, students, engineers, lend me your gears;
I come to build robots, not to raze them... what the…?” *shuffles papers*
“Here we go… To build, or not to build: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The mistakes and screw-ups of outrageous freshman,
Or to take the arm and complete it myself,
And by doing so, actually get it done by ship date? To ship: to sleep… uh… that’s not it either…” *shuffles papers once again* “Chiaphua, Chiaphua, wherefore art thou Chiaphua, a motor by any other name would never run as sweet… uh-oh… if I have this here, what did I turn in for my English final?”

[DCA Fan]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the top 10 jokes we've beaten to death on caption contests..."

[KenWittlief]

and now the Engineering Ingenuity award goes to a team that built their robot completely from wood, using no battery and no electrical components of any kind!

all the way from the North Pole, Team 1703: S.Claus Workshops and Saint Nickolaus High School!