CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #75

[EricS-Team180]

The alien had quietly slipped into the human gathering. Seeking to
avoid notice, it picked a seemingly innocous form among the many
inanimate objects. Assuming a perch on the thin pedastal, and
exquisitely forming a long cord-like head, a black body and silver
butt, it hung motionless and observed its primitive surroundings.
Moments later, BillFred grabbed its body, screaming,
"READY RED?...READY BLUE?" into its back side. In great fear for
it's survival, the alien sent an alarm off at light speed. We can
only wonder, now, when the great armies of morphing mikes will
appear!

[EddieMcD]

"Do you smell what Billfred is cooking? No, really, something smells, and I can't quite put my finger on it..."

[EricH]

*not an entry* Maybe we should stop being "cruel" to Billfred. Remember, all he needs is a photo to make us the object of wisecracks like the ones in this thread...*/not an entry*

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by EricH

*not an entry* Maybe we should stop being "cruel" to Billfred. Remember, all he needs is a photo to make us the object of wisecracks like the ones in this thread...*/not an entry*

<obviously not an entry>

Nah, have at it (within the bounds of good taste and the forum rules and making your grandmother proud, natch). Although I do find it funny that quite a few folks seem to have me confused with another CD member.

As for the use of images as payback, well...(innocent whistle)

[Ian Curtis]

Billfred: In order to fill in time during the field resets, I've brought along a friend from Canada to aid me in a little Musical Demonstration.

Dave (underbreath): You 116ers may have been laughing across
3 states on the way to IRI, but guess who's got the last laugh! *puts on ear plugs*

*Karthik bursts onstage and he and Billfred start a Duet:
B: I feel pretty!
K: Oh so pretty!
B: I feel pretty
K: and witty,
B: and Brighhhhhhhht!

.. (shortly after)

K: I feel charming!
B: Oh so Charming!
B&K: It's alarming, how charming we feeeeeeel!

[EDIT(and obviously not part of the entry)]On a side note I was going to mention the fact that not having a picture of yourself on CD is a good thing, when I remembered the FIRST Jeopardy picture I'm in *shudders*[/EDIT]

[Andy Baker]

I'm just a Bill.
Yes, I'm only a Bill.
And I'm sitting here at Capitol Clash.
Well, it's a long, long day
With robots to see,
And your stuck at the Clash
listenin' to me,
But I know I'll be like Blair someday
At least I hope and pray that I will,
But today I am still just a Bill.



definitely an entry,
Andy b.

[Mike Schroeder]

*In high pitched baby's voice*

Ladies and Gentelman, Boys and Girls (and Hedi Foster) Children of all ages LLLLLLLLLETTTTS GET READY TO CAPITOL CLAAAAASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH