CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76

[EricH]

Here we see a FIRSTER attempting to collect his Christmas ornaments that fell off the tree before a robot steals them.

[dlavery]

and now we know what happens when Weird Al Yankovich sings Jimi Hendrix (and please don't tell me that I am the only one that sees the resemblance!) :

Purple Maze (sung to the tune of Purple Haze)

Purple maze all in my brain
Lately things just don’t look the same
I want more balls, but I don’t know why
’scuse me but I gotta try
Purple maze all around
I’m on the floor crawlin’ all around
Is that one over there I see?
Balls in a purple maze, runnin’ all over me
Right-left! Left-right! Oh, no, no

Purple maze before my eyes, uhh
Don’t know if I go left or right
It’s got me confused, blowin’ my mind
Did I get all the balls, or is there more time?
Ooo
Help me
Balls, in a, purple maze, yeah
Right, left, right…
Oh, help me!
Purple maze, I see, balls, near me
Can I get one more like this?
Purple maze
It’s makin’ me look like a fool...mama
Purple maze, n-no, nooo

Purple maze, ow! It’s painful, baby!