CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #77

[MissInformation]

Horror movies that never made it: Revenge of the Pumpkins

The pumpkins, tired of being abused by mankind, of being carved up, of having their innards salted, roasted and eaten, of having candles stuck into them and then meeting a final, degrading end by being hoisted by young teens and smashed in the street, decided to take matters into their own hands... er... yeah... something like that...

Pumpkin #1: Yo, Smiley, they's finally asleep.
Pumpkin #2: Excellent! Now's our chance! Hey Jack, have you seen the butcher knife?
Pumpkin #3: It's still stuck in the back of my head. Can you get it out for me, Bob? Smiley?
Pumpkin #1: Um... abouts that... like, I ain't go no hands...
Pumpkin #2: Never mind that now, we'll deal with it when we get inside. Let's go.
Pumpkin #3: Bob's got a point, we don't have hands. Or legs. How are we going to get off of this table?
Pumpkin #2: Hmmm... Bob, the grass looks pretty soft, why don't you roll off?
Pumpkin #1: Sho' thing, Boss.
Pumpkins #2 and #3: Watch out for that bench!!! Oohhh...
Pumpkin #3: Bob? Bob? I think he's gone, Smiley.
Pumpkin #2: Poor Bob. He didn't have much in the line of brains, even before that man gave him a lobotomy. But hey, he's kind of made a nice cushion for us to land on, so let's continue with our plan to wipe out mankind. And this time it's personal, this time we're doing it for Bob!

[Rohan_DHS]

Andy: Hey hun, guess what, I saw a robot that looks just like you!
Daughter: daddy you are always playing with robots, and not enough with me!!! *takes TV converter and whacks over Andy's head* teaches him to.......ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

Pumpkin 3 (rightmost): :O DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT?!
Pumpkin 1 (Leftmost): yep
Pumpkin 2 (middle): hey guys, watcha lookin at?
Pumpkin 1: Just.....leave :|

[Tim Delles]

With only days before the 2006 FIRST Robotics season is about to start, you can find Andy Baker hibernating in his favorite chair and spending quality time with some of his family, before he moves out for the 6 week build season.

*Edited this cause my other one was kinda crappy. I like this one better*

[Jay Trzaskos]

When Andy and his daughter found it hard to sleep, they would put in the tape of JVNs FIRST Confrence Workshop on "Advanced Drivetrain Calculations - Drivetrain Modeling & Simulation" that always put them to sleep.

[Andrew Blair]

After years of losing the town's Halloween decorating contest, the Jack-o-lanterns decided to sneak over and check on the competition.

[KathieK]

Pumpkin #1: Here's a good example of the Papa Bear and one of his young in hibernation...
Pumpkin #2: They rest like that for several months each fall, then suddenly, mid-winter, the Papa Bear will rise and leave the den for several months, leaving his family to fend for themselves!
Pumpkin #1: Scientists have called this phenomena "mentoring"...
Pumpkin #3: Ohhhhhh!

[Ashley Christine]

I cant make a joke about that.
Its just too adorable.
Andy that is

[Travis Hoffman]

Having given up all hope of ever finding any *human* fans of his music, a desperate Ozzy Kamen carves 100 "gourd groupies" and scatters them around his house, trying to maintain the illusion that someone other than his tone deaf daughter can actually stand to be around him when he sings. Maybe he should call Karthik when he wakes up and they can go on tour....

:-)

[meaubry]

soon after falling into sleep ....
I see it now, this years game is played on a hexagonal field with a raised platform and the game pieces are round orange objects

[Koko Ed]

The next stop on the pumpkins tour of the America's to study the habits of the FIRST Obsessed North American Engineer got a real treat when they got to witness first hand a full grown adult bonding with it's offspring, both succumbing to the deep realm of R.E.M. sleep in order to exchange psychically the love for all thing FIRST though the observers where perplexed by the strange murmurs coming form the alpha male "Curse you Lavery and your red herrings!" What those cryptic words mean will perhaps remain a mystery forever.

[EddieMcD]

Yellow sign on Andy's wife's car: "Robot on board; babies at home."

[dlavery]

First pumpkin: See! I told you what would happen! That dude has GOT to lay off the pork and beans!
Second pumpkin: Yeah, but geez! I didn't think that when the big one farted, that it would knock them BOTH out! Man, that guy lets one rip and it is like nerve gas!
Third pumpkin: Whoever smelt it, dealt it!

[Billfred]

What happens when you stay up until midnight?

...you do little to nothing for new year's day. So, in an attempt to do something more than just putting up some Christmas decorations and Mom's new mailbox, I suppose it's time to judge this thing.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by iCurtis

"Pumpkin" 1: Sean, this guy doesn't look like your dad!
"Pumpkin" 2: Oops, sorry Billfred, guess this GPS isn't accurate enough for use in the 2006 game.
"Pumpkin" 3: Guys it's really cramped inside these pumpkins, so while we are here can we go inside and get ahold of some traction wheels so IFI can see if the bolt pattern our available wheels matches with AndyMarks's available sprockets?
"Pumpkin" 1: Good idea JVN!

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Ashley Christine

I cant make a joke about that.
Its just too adorable.
Andy that is

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EddieMcD
2) Jay H 237
3) artdutra04
4) Kyle Love
5) Beth Sweet
6) Wayne Doenges
7) KenWittlief
8) MissInformation
9) Jay Trzaskos
10) T. Hoffman
11) KathieK
12) nehalita

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by dlavery

First pumpkin: See! I told you what would happen! That dude has GOT to lay off the pork and beans!
Second pumpkin: Yeah, but geez! I didn't think that when the big one farted, that it would knock them BOTH out! Man, that guy lets one rip and it is like nerve gas!
Third pumpkin: Whoever smelt it, dealt it!

(Actually, I believe the proper phrase is "He who denied it supplied it," but I'll let it pass.)

Which means the scores are:

MissInformation	66
Gary Dillard	63
T. Hoffman	62
EddieMcD	59
Dlavery	57
Jay H 237	54
Rich Wong	51
Andy Baker	45
Al Skierkiewicz	45
Icurtis	45
Jay Trzaskos	45
EricH	42
Nehalita	41
KathieK	41
Dorienne 007	40
Bcahn836	39
Wayne Doenges	38
Arefin Bari	35
Koko Ed	29
EricS-Team180	29
Amanda Morrison	26
DCA Fan	26
JosephM	23
Xzvrw2	23
“Big Mike”	21
Kyle Love	19
Ashley Christine	18
Alex Cormier	18
Goober!!!	18
Artdutra04	17
KenWittlief	16
Conor Ryan	15
Mechanicalbrain	13
1derboy	13
Andrew Blair	12
JVN	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
Kjhobin	10
Bill_Hancoc	9
Greg Needel	8
Fruity Pebbles	7
DanielBCR	7
Dave Scheck	7
KarenH	7
Tiffany34990	7
Brandy836	6
Elgin Clock	6
Jessica Boucher	6
Kevin Kolodziej	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
Tim Delles	6
Lil' Lavery	5
Lukevanoort	5
Richardp	5
InfernoX14	5
Killerofkiller	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Wetzel	4
Spears312	4
Adam Richards	3
Beth Sweet	3
Rich Kressly	3
Ryan Foley	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Shyra1353	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Ogre	2
RogerR	2
Sammy	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Matt Attallah	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
First degree	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Meaubry	1
Mr. A	1
Rees2001	1
Rohan_DHS	1
Sciencenerd	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

Onward!