CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #78

[Ian Curtis]

269 Operator: Hey! Guys, I think Dave took the Krispy Kreme bait! We'll be sure to have the best robot in 2006!

269 Driver: That's not Dave! Ricky, why'd you have to take the last donut!

[Jessica Boucher]

See, guys? This is why you can't date the robot - they're the jealous type....Ow! Geez, I wasn't staring at her!

[Rich Wong]

Peter Pan!
At last, after 102 years*, I have caught you!

You moved to Wisconsin, cut your hair and disguised yourself as a FIRST mentor but that didn’t fool Captain Hook.
Mah ha ha mah ha ha.


(*Peter Pan was written in 1904.)

[dubious elise]

Thanks to Ricky, Team 269 has been pulled from the pool to win a Saftey Award yet again ...or have they?

(Oh man, I've been waiting for this picture to show up in the UCC for so long, and all I could come up with was this horrid caption...forgive me Luis, I am unworthy )

[Gary Dillard]

Although being impaled on the head by a 130 pound robot appears quite agonizing, it pales when compared to the agony of realizing that you live in Oconomowoc, WI.

[Andrew Blair]

I'd rather have a bot in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

-Neil Probert

[MissInformation]

This is not what we meant by saying it is easy to get hooked on robotics...

[Tim Delles]

When robots become the safety captains for your team, you know everyone is going to have to wear their saftey glasses correctly.

[Goober!!!]

"AHHHHHHH!!! i got something in my eye now only if i knew were my safety glasses were i wouldn't have this problem!!!"

[Dorienne]

Ricky: OOOOW! UGH what did I tell you about moving the robot when people are within one foot of it?!?!?!

Kid: Sorry...*frowns*

Ricky: Ugh...rookies.

[richardp]

On tonight episode of ROBOTS GONE BAD, we learn what happens when unsuspecting Ricky tries to reach over and grab a Krispy Kreme from Dave Lavery's private stash.

[NOT ENTRY] So which is the real wrong here, not wearing safety glasses over the eyes or the robot attacking? [/NOT ENTRY]

[EricH]

Ricky: Uh, guys? There's a reason we didn't pass inspection! Get me the file!

[Rohan_DHS]

Ricky: hey my head's itchy and I dont feel like touching my head, can someone do it for me? please?
Driver: sure *crashes robot on Ricky's foot*
Ricky: OWWWWW!!!!!!
Driver: Sorry...*Robot's arm scratches Ricky's head*
Richy: oww...aahh yea the itch is right there...owwww......too bad I wasn't wearing these safety goggles on my foot

[KenWittlief]

Programmer: Ive programmed the robot to shave our team number into our hair, who wants to be first?

Ricky: ME! ME! ME!

Programmer: Ok, hold still...

Ricky: OW OW OW! Did you set it to 'shave' or 'scrape'?

Programmer: Opps! sorry!