CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79

[Goober!!!]

Girl:OMG i just want one of these for my Birthday and i can take over the WORLD!!!
MOM: thats nice dear!!!

[Jay Trzaskos]

As you can plainly see, Daisy really knows that the best drivers really do start out young.

or

The only driver in FRC that really could control JVN in the booth.

[MissInformation]

The truth behind NASA's success:

"I'm sorry Jessica, but you know you can't have any milk and cookies until after you get Spirit out of that ditch."

[Arefin Bari]

Mom and daughter comes to visit team 341's demo.

Daughter: Mom, what does the robot do when I move this thingy forward.

Mom: I am not sure.

... Daughter moves that joystick forward.

(in the background one of the team member screaming...)

team member: WHAT DID I TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT LETTING OTHERS DRIVE THE ROBOT.. OUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH... call 911.

[DCA Fan]

Get 'em hooked while they're young.

[sciencenerd]

Take 1:
After the last time they let this girl operate their robot, team 341 took the precaution of reinforcing their joystick box with duct-tape. (Is that legal?)

Take 2:
Shortly before the trial run commenced, team 341's safety captain tried to reassure the dubious flock of onlookers. "We guarentee this robot as 100% childproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong." Nevertheless, the crowd made sure to back well away from the border of the 100-yard-radius "testing zone".

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Mommy, this is cool. Look how I can get all those people in the black and white shirts to run around. I like this can we take it home? I can't wait to show daddy how well I can drive. Will you let have the car now?

[richardp]

341 was shocked when they heard that 116 managed to start recruiting at a younger age.

[EddieMcD]

"The little girl's gaze was locked on the robot, leaving us with but one question: which one's in control?"

[Dan Petrovic]

Originally Posted by EddieMcD

"The little girl's gaze was locked on the robot, leaving us with but one question: which one's in control?"

Haha nice one

[Billfred]

I guess it's safe to say that, given that it's 7:00 PM and I'm just now starting to judge the caption contest, I'm in a real Krunch.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by artdutra04

Wow! My Barbies don't do that!

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

With the addition of this new robot pilot, Karthik's vision of an all-preschool FIRST team was finally realized.

"Yay!!!! Now I can have my two favorite things - strategy sessions and tea parties - whenever I want!!! Did you hear that, Kermit and Elmo??? We have new guests coming! Set the table!!!"

(One side of me really wondered if that was just too weird, even for the caption contest.)

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Koko Ed
2) Jay H 237
3) Wayne Doenges
4) mechanicalbrain
5) Gary Dillard
6) EricH
7) Ashley Christine
8) MissInformation
9) Al Skierkiewicz
10) KathieK
11) richardp

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Jessica Boucher

Team 341 wins the 2006 Gullibility Award, not only for being fooled by Lavery twice about the 2006 animation but by this little girl who convinced them she was of high-school age.

Which means the scores (including last week's) are:

MissInformation	70
T. Hoffman	67
Gary Dillard	66
Rich Wong	62
Dlavery	59
EddieMcD	59
Jay H 237	57
Jay Trzaskos	49
Al Skierkiewicz	48
Icurtis	47
EricH	46
Andy Baker	45
KathieK	43
Wayne Doenges	42
Nehalita	41
Dorienne 007	41
Bcahn836	41
Arefin Bari	37
Koko Ed	31
EricS-Team180	29
DCA Fan	29
Artdutra04	27
Amanda Morrison	26
JosephM	23
Xzvrw2	23
Ashley Christine	22
“Big Mike”	21
Goober!!!	21
Kyle Love	19
KenWittlief	18
Alex Cormier	18
Andrew Blair	15
Conor Ryan	15
Mechanicalbrain	15
1derboy	13
Jessica Boucher	11
Tim Delles	11
JVN	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
Bill_Hancoc	10
Kjhobin	10
KarenH	9
Richardp	9
Dave Scheck	8
Greg Needel	8
Fruity Pebbles	7
DanielBCR	7
Tiffany34990	7
Brandy836	6
Elgin Clock	6
Kevin Kolodziej	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
Lil' Lavery	5
Lukevanoort	5
InfernoX14	5
Killerofkiller	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Wetzel	4
Spears312	4
Adam Richards	3
Beth Sweet	3
Rich Kressly	3
Ryan Foley	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Shyra1353	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Ogre	2
RogerR	2
Sammy	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Matt Attallah	2
Rohan_DHS	2
Sciencenerd	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
Cody C	1
Dubious elise	1
First degree	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
MattD1Drift	1
Meaubry	1
Mr. A	1
Rees2001	1
Saru29	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1
Zach Purser	1

Interesting side note: After this week's contest, there are now 100 CDers who've entered a caption contest since #53.

Onward!

[Dan Petrovic]

"It's... so... beautiful"