CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #80

[Gary Dillard]

Epsilon Delta's annual fundraiser, the no-limit Virginia Hold'em tournament (similar to Texas Hold 'em except that safety glasses are required at the table) was once again a big success. At this point in the tournament, the player on the right moved all in and needed a five at the river to stay alive. He lost the hand and the player on the left went on to face Heidi "Short Stack" Foster heads up for the championship.

[Goober!!!]

Come one man do the mocarina!!! (ok im not sure if that is spelled right and spell check didn't have it so its that on dance that you shack your butt with)

[CarpeDiem]

WARNING!!! Never work on rorobts without using head and shoulders.

[pwilczynski]

I like your idea, but my concern is....

[Wetzel]

You know it is going to be bad when your control mentors can't even do the Macarena at the same time...

Wetzel

[Zach Purser]

Darn, they're sold out of Segways here too. I guess we'll have to keep walking around the ship. "Scotty, two to beam up."

[Kevin Kolodziej]

Man on left: You've got a chip on your shoulder.

Man on right: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!! (said in a whiney, high pitched, super scared voice)

Kev

[Jay Trzaskos]

Lavery: Once again, the proper place for safety glasses is?

Mentors: Look away or he'll call on us...

[Billfred]

FACT: Team 25's Hawaiian shirts do just fine in the wash. (Ah, the things you can confirm on laundry day.)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

Epsilon Delta's annual fundraiser, the no-limit Virginia Hold'em tournament (similar to Texas Hold 'em except that safety glasses are required at the table) was once again a big success. At this point in the tournament, the player on the right moved all in and needed a five at the river to stay alive. He lost the hand and the player on the left went on to face Heidi "Short Stack" Foster heads up for the championship.

(FACT: Gary hasn't won a caption contest going back to the resetting of the scores in July.)

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Andrew Blair

The Bionic man, albeit several years later, returns to act as a consultant on a related project...

(FACT: Andrew hasn't won second in a caption contest going back to the resetting of the scores in July.)

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Ashley Christine
2) KathieK
3) Koko Ed
4) nehalita
5) T. Hoffman
6) Eria4044
7) EricH
8) Al Skierkiewicz
9) iCurtis
10) MissInformation
11) KarenH
12) BuddyB309
13) skimoose

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Rich Wong

One of the funs of being “The Invisible Robot” is playing pranks on your fellow mentors.
They always fall for the shoulder taps.

Which means the scores are:

Gary Dillard	76
MissInformation	72
T. Hoffman	69
Rich Wong	65
EddieMcD	60
Dlavery	59
Jay H 237	57
Al Skierkiewicz	50
Jay Trzaskos	50
Icurtis	49
EricH	48
Andy Baker	45
KathieK	45
Nehalita	43
Wayne Doenges	43
Dorienne 007	41
Bcahn836	41
Arefin Bari	37
Koko Ed	33
EricS-Team180	29
DCA Fan	29
Artdutra04	28
Amanda Morrison	26
Ashley Christine	24
JosephM	23
Xzvrw2	23
Goober!!!	22
“Big Mike”	21
Andrew Blair	20
Kyle Love	19
KenWittlief	18
Alex Cormier	18
Conor Ryan	15
Mechanicalbrain	15
1derboy	13
Jessica Boucher	11
Tim Delles	11
KarenH	11
JVN	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
Bill_Hancoc	10
Kjhobin	10
Richardp	9
Dave Scheck	8
Greg Needel	8
Fruity Pebbles	7
DanielBCR	7
Kevin Kolodziej	7
Tiffany34990	7
Brandy836	6
Elgin Clock	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
Lil' Lavery	5
Lukevanoort	5
InfernoX14	5
Wetzel	5
Killerofkiller	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Spears312	4
Adam Richards	3
Beth Sweet	3
Rich Kressly	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Sciencenerd	3
Shyra1353	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Ogre	2
Sammy	2
Skimoose	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Matt Attallah	2
MattD1Drift	2
Rohan_DHS	2
Zach Purser	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Cody C	1
Dubious elise	1
First degree	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Meaubry	1
Mr. A	1
Pwilczynski	1
Rees2001	1
Saru29	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

And, just because I haven't done it in a while, here's the average scores:

Lil' Lavery	5
Amanda Morrison	4.33
Andy Baker	4.09
Fruity Pebbles	3.5
T. Hoffman	3.29
Dlavery	2.95
Gary Dillard	2.81
Artdutra04	2.8
MissInformation	2.77
Rich Wong	2.71
“Big Mike”	2.63
Nehalita	2.53
Al Skierkiewicz	2.5
EddieMcD	2.4
Jay H 237	2.38
Dorienne 007	2.28
Wayne Doenges	2.26
Jessica Boucher	2.2
Tim Delles	2.2
KathieK	2.05
Icurtis	2.04
Jay Trzaskos	2
Andrew Blair	2
JVN	2
Pat McCarthy	2
Brandy836	2
Elgin Clock	2
Miketwalker	2
RoboMom	2
Killerofkiller	2
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Ogre	2
Sammy	2
Skimoose	2
KarenH	1.83
KenWittlief	1.8
Richardp	1.8
EricH	1.78
DanielBCR	1.75
Kevin Kolodziej	1.75
Koko Ed	1.74
Ashley Christine	1.71
Bcahn836	1.71
Lukevanoort	1.67
JosephM	1.64
EricS-Team180	1.61
Arefin Bari	1.61
Dave Scheck	1.6
DCA Fan	1.53
Greencactus3	1.5
Sciguy125	1.5
Adam Richards	1.5
Beth Sweet	1.5
Rich Kressly	1.5
RogerR	1.5
Ryan Foley	1.5
Tytus Gerrish	1.5
Kyle Love	1.46
Squirrelrock	1.43
Alex Cormier	1.38
Conor Ryan	1.36
Mechanicalbrain	1.36
Greg Needel	1.33
Cyberguy34000	1.33
Denman	1.33
InfernoX14	1.25
Wetzel	1.25
1derboy	1.18
Tiffany34990	1.17
Goober!!!	1.16
Xzvrw2	1.15
Bill_Hancoc	1.11
Kjhobin	1.11
Spears312	1
Sciencenerd	1
Shyra1353	1
Eugenia Gabrielov	1
Liz C	1
Matt Attallah	1
MattD1Drift	1
Rohan_DHS	1
Zach Purser	1
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Cody C	1
Dubious elise	1
First degree	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Meaubry	1
Mr. A	1
Pwilczynski	1
Rees2001	1
Saru29	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

(Side note: This data is heavily skewed towards those that don't enter many contests.)

Onward!!

[Rich Wong]

I finally won a Burn Award!!!!
I'm so happy, cause this is my first.

[KathieK]

I take it your computer is working again!

[Gary Dillard]

All I want to know is: has anyone at Herndon called Heidi "Short Stack" yet?

[Wetzel]

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

All I want to know is: has anyone at Herndon called Heidi "Short Stack" yet?

I'll find out at the meeting tomorrow night...

Wetzel

[MissInformation]

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

All I want to know is: has anyone at Herndon called Heidi "Short Stack" yet?

You may not be able to see this, but I am narrowing my eyes right now. Let me assure you, this is not a good thing.

Heidi

[Billfred]

At this point, I'd like to remind everyone of The Heidi Foster Rule:

Preventing anyone from entering the caption contest by means of any feat of engineering is prohibited. This rule shall not apply if both the victim and Billfred are laughing after the act has been committed.

That, by the way, isn't a bluff.