CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85

[Ian Curtis]

I am John Vielkind-Neun. Ha! Told ya I could say it without cracking up. Now you try Andy!

[EricH]

Paul: Quit jamming my vision system, Dan!

Dan: Just remember, 111 is going against 217 next match...

[Swan217]

Paul: "Dan, I've only been clocked in the head ONCE by a robot."
Dan: "Paul, I'm over here."

[Goober!!!]

Paul:"Hawaiian is better than Tie-Die HA-HAHAHA-HA!!!"
Dan:"BLAH!!!"

[nehalita]

Paul: "I'm watching you"
(meet the parents)

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Paul: "Hey Dan, I'm MR. FIRST !"
Dan: "Yeah in your dreams, Copioli. You can't even wear Hawaiian right. Tie dye goes with everything!"

[Tim Delles]

Dan: "I can't believe you lost that match to John."
Paul: "I couldn't see. John poked me in the eye."

[Rich Wong]

Paul: "See this face! Raw determination.

See my hair! The look of success.

See my shirt! It was shipped directly from Waikiki, Hawaii.

Don’t, don’t look at Dan. Don’t! Don’t!
You are just wasting your time!
He’s got nothing on me.

I will win the “Dave Lavery” Look-Alike Contest this year!
Believe IT!"

[Matt Attallah]

(Paul talking - with a slight lisp)

Ohh, my hair? I can give you the number of my people's Saloon and I can...

;Dan walks away in a hasty retreat:

(Just be glad this is a family-orented site...)

[EddieMcD]

Paul: "I'm nember one! I'm number one!"
Dan: "Oh yeah? Well I'm triple number one!"

[KathieK]

Paul: (Looking around the empty coliseum...) Yes, I DO have friends! I have THIS many friends, right Dan???