"Quotes" that were said during build season

[Peter Matteson]

Originally Posted by killerofkiller

" Go get me a metric Crescent Wrench please" < an anonymous rookie

Ummmm... I thought the senior people were supposed to tell the rookies that to mess with them.

[chs_gina]

This is Anna...

gina-haha, you have a what?!
anna-a dog
gina-oh, hahahhaahahahahahahahahha i thought you said you enjoy bogs.

andy[woody flowers winner]-(while doing the robot)i love robots. i love robots. i love themmmmmm. ima nerd? yes. correct-omungo. hoo-rah?
hoola.
mr kelso-alrighty, you is a crazy.

anna- I LOVE ROBOTS MORE.

davis-sometimes, or, algunes veces for all yah spanish speak-ahs; robots are bumpin'.

kason-man o' man, i wish our robot had hair as great as mine, do i ever.

[Danielle H]

Hm.. Chrispy wanted to say one that happened at the Statehouse today...
"Is Clark driving?!?"

Hm... then there's...

Bryce: "Clark, dude, you almost hit the wall, let me drive."
*Bryce slams into a locker fowards and then backs it up into the same locker*
TJ: "Well, there goes those lockers..."

Hallie: *laughes*
All of team: "Oh no.. Spawn of Satan..."

Thre aren't many more that I can think of right now...

[i like dirt]

" We Should have ____________"
" We Could have _____________"
" We didn't _____________"
" My Idea would have been___________"(better/worse)
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You guys fill in the blanks

[King Bob]

Sidney, the programmer and Adam, an alumni are working when somebody tells Sidney to come and fix a paper jam in the printer.
Sidney- "Yay I get to fix a paper jam!"

Adam- "What the hell is wrong with you?! Nobody should ever get that excited about a paper jam."

This one isn't from build but it was still hilarious.
Spiers was welding something and Darryl was holding it in place. Spiers stops...
Darryl- "Spiersy, are you done yet?"

Spiers- "No."

Darryl- (in a sad voice) "Aaaaaaaawwwwww"

Another good one from last year when our captain is going off about flathead screws.

"Whoever invented flathead screws should be shot!"

[Cuog]

As we stopped for gas half way to the DC Scrimmage:

"Hey Mr. Taylor can I get the OI out of your van me and Riblet need it?"__me
"Uh, what do you need it for?"
"Autonomous Testing"

[mechanicalbrain]

Eliot: "The website looks good."
Stephen: "I'll fix that."

"I don't know the solution, but I admire the problem."
- Scott H., regarding this year's challenge.

Josh: "Dumbledore is like Tupac -- He ain't dead. I hear Dumbledore's releasing a new album in April."
Alvin: "I wouldn't be surprised if Dumbledore = Tupac."

"Chuck Lanctot was bugging people for weight estimates of specific robot systems. He asked me 'How much is the drive train and chassis going to weigh this year?' I said that I didn't know yet, but he kept asking. Without thinking I answered 'Approximately half a Lanctot.'" (People should read our content on the Lanctots, their is a huge amount of jokes that make no sense but have them as the center. And no none of them were malicious.)
- Colin H.

"Colin is cuter than Chris's mailbox." (So not true, my mail box could beat Colin any day)
- Kristin L.

[Peter Matteson]

I just remembered a personal favorite to use:
"That's a great solution without a problem." or "That's a great solution looking for a problem."

[prettycolors91]

"hey chairman girl, get over here so you can take a picture of me and chuck ninja-fighting with the turret and ball-spinny-thing"

"What do you mean you didn't want me to click 'submit' yet?"-Me

"Stop smiling"-Ken

"Buffkins are a rare indonesian delicasy only eaten on the third full moon of every other year. Duh."

"Umm...Ken...Whats wrong with the water jet?"

[prettycolors91]

"You wanna go hang out in the elevator?"

[Danielle H]

Yesterday morning: "Yea 350 miles (that's 8 hours) in the SHORT BUS!!!"
Everyone: "WhOoOoOoO!!!!!"

[irishninja]

"Oops."

I think this one is applicable to any team, any season, but...

[UnknownUser1989]

i think my favorite sayin this year was from my mentor. His 2 great sayings were: Thanx to all the people who got on their hands n knees and grabed balls. Peter let me play with ur balls! Peter: Mike I'm not 18 yet hang on. Thank you Mike Wherley

[FF_1610_EMT]

builders says: "its the programmers fault"
programmers say: "its the builders fault"
i say: OH SH!T MY THUMB" when i nail it with the hammer while reassembling the crate.
"INCOMING" for when the shooter goes wild and starts shooting all over the place.

[Katy]

Student: Katy can you please bring me the thingy?
Me: Sure...erm...which thingy do you want?
Student: The thingy! You know! It puts the jobber in. I dunno what its called yet.

(Me responding to hearing every toilet on the floor begin flushing)
Me: Girls...girls! Stop that immediately! The toilets are not toys!
(Turns out I was yelling at a janitor).

Student: Executive Summary...team essays...Chairmen's Submission...why do they keep asking the same questions over and over?

"No we don't have another masterlink. Lets start searching the carpet."

(followed by)

"Yesterday that excitement included driver tryouts and searching for missing pieces of I squared robot's broken chain" - Worcester Telegram and Gazette

Trinh (student to mentor): Katy I think we need to take away your hammer privileges.

Elibo: I don't understand Miss
Me: Don't call me Miss. Its weird. I'm just one year older than the seniors in your school.
Elibo: Sorry Miss.

Me: Elizabeth put your shoes on! That's very unsafe!
Elibo: But Miss I just came back from basketball practice and my feet smell bad...

Me: Guys...this music is ok to dance to...but could we listen to something else when working? This stuff is all the same song...
Mechi: You dance? To our music?
Elibo: No...you're old miss.

Mentor from another team: Doesn't that kid ever smile?
Me: She smiles when she is running the bandsaw.