"Quotes" that were said during build season

[rsegrest]

"IT CAME OUT MY NOSE!!"...

Now for the rest of the story...you guys in the north won't know what I'm talking about but down here in south Texas they sell a ton of specialty Mexican seasonings and one is called Tajin (pronounced Ta-heen) (very good on fruit). SO, one of our brilliant team members, in a fit of frustration over parts not working right, dumped about a tablespoon of Tajin in his mouth and then took a BIG swig of Coke...WELL it seems that when Tajin and Coke mix there is a MASSIVE chemical reaction that causes more fizz than you've ever seen in your entire life to form (think Mentos and Diet Coke)...and this occurred in his mouth...he ran for the trashcan, spit everything out and came up for air yelling,..."It came out my nose!!!"...

[Astrokid248]

A watermain exploded in our facility, so the carpet around the field was wet. Unknowingly, I sat down, soaked my pants, got back up, and went somewhere else. After two guys discover this:
Tom: "Haha. You have a wet butt. You know what? Your name is now WetButt.:
Soloman: "Yeah, that's good, WetButt. We could call her WB."
Me: "Guys..not funny..."
Tom: "Oh wait a minute. Did you poop your pants? Hah, WetButt pooped her pants!"
Soloman: "Jeez, you couldn't even hold it in?"
I started laughing and had to slap them.. and they are seniors!

[Karibou]

"Are you bigger-izing the hole?"
The hole that we had drilled in a piece of tread was to small, so I was twirling an alan wrench in there to expand it a little more, and a mentor walked up and said that.

Originally Posted by ZakuAce

"Lets make ordering pizza into a logic puzzle."

You know...we actually have one of those on the whiteboard in one of the other clubs that I take part in. It's quite epic.

[nevereverregret]

"she said".... I cant explain that... I'm the only girl on the team and the guys decided one day to say she said after like everything because they would change what I ment... you kinda had to be there it was actually pretty funny at the time

[Jibs]

Me: Let me come inside.
Mentor: Thank you!
Me: Huh? Oh I get it...yay we have something for chief delphi!

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A city alderman was given a tour of our program at the school. He asked one of the mentors to describe what the robot did and his response was, "Well, it gobbles up the balls, and cradles them until it spits them out."

Our mentor likes Arnold Schwarzenegger accents too... "Dang git"

[nathanww]

"I don't think this soldering iron is working"
"John, that's a paper clip"

We now refer to paper clips as "John-solder"

"The robot might oscillate slightly"--said about a second before the robot spun wildly.

"So, theoretically our autonomous works--but keep in mind that it theoretically worked last year and it still destroyed the practice field"

"The relays do not require incremental backups"--me, after one of our electronics people decided to "replace" a spike be putting on a new one and just leaving the original one sitting there

[Mish Mooney]

So a few other people and I were sitting around the programming table, cause there wasn't really much else to do at the moment, and one of the newbs comes up from down stairs and we ask what he's doing?
Newb: They told me to go get a wrench.
Us: Oh, ok.

a few minutes later the newb walks past in the opposite direction to head back to the group below, holding pliers...

Me: Those didn't took much like a wrench...
Others: Yeah...they weren't...

a few minutes later the kid comes back hanging his head to get the wrench...
and walks past again with something else...still not a wrench...

[alectronic]

Originally Posted by teshazman

I'm not sure if this counts, but i was looking up stuff on chief delphi and i saw this guy with a quote in his signature.

"If you don't stand behind our troops, please feel free to stand in front of them."

I dont think that counts, it was not a build season quote. This is probably not the place for it. Good quote though.

[charmed862]

I'll compact your RIO, thats our team motto, gotta love it.

[alectronic]

Originally Posted by ZakuAce

"Lets make ordering pizza into a logic puzzle."

It has gotten to the point now that when we call our local Dominos, they answer the phone and say "Is this that robotics club again?" and usually guess our order!!

[majuju]

"Remember, if your in there for a while, keep the feces in ONE corner, and not all over." (while someone was locked in the crate hehe)

"Go get the Liquid Nazis!" (liquid nails...)

"Boraas isnt THAT much of a crazy lunatic..."

"That what she said..." (a billion times)

"Today, we shall teach the robot to feel love."

"Epic fail."

"T.F.R."

"Wait, THATS what '<3' means???"

"Oh my god! Get that out of your nose!"

"I soo think 'Eye of the Tiger should be our theme song."

"That's a stupid quote."

Im sure we had a lot more but my memory isnt too great. Sowwie.

[The Megan 2207]

Our team members brought in a ton of food today because it's Valentine's Day.

"Valentine's Day tastes good."

"It's Valentine's Day- robotics style!"
"No, more like Valentine's Day- diabetes style!"


"Are you a cannibal?"
"No... I'm a huggable!"

[BEEKMAN]

Me: "Where are the strippers?"
Kristen: "Pat has them"
Me: "PAT, WHERE ARE THE STRIPPERS???"
Pat: "In my car"
Me: "The good ones"
Pat: "Well, I don't take the bad ones home....."

"Here you go, a butt connector, you and your little friend can use them"

"$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@# we got a bad pot from radio shack, you really gotta be careful when buying pot"

[ZakuAce]

"I think we're at the point where we find everything funny."
"That's what she said!"
everyone laughs*

[dragonrulr288]

Student-"That tickles!!!!"
*I struggle to not say anything*
Diffrent Student-"Thats what she said!!!!"