"Quotes" that were said during build season

[BradMello]

"We must have over 100 clamps here"



"..I love clamp"

[fordchrist675]

The teams coach and I were having a discussion with a couple students. One was a little out of it. We were talking about our Aim High robot that we cheese holed.

"We need more cheeze-its?!" "....ok?"

[nitneylion452]

We were working on the circuitry (i.e. connecting wires to the power distribution board) when one of the guys looked at one of the wires and said:

"Wait. How'd that get there?!"

[FRC4ME]

Today we began working on the CAN interface...

"CAN we fix it?"
"Yes we CAN!"
"You guys need a CAN opener?"
"Guess what the serial-to-CAN interface is called: The 2CAN."
"The CAN isn't working? Well how unCANny!"
"CAN we stop these stupid jokes now?"
"No, I don't think we CAN."
"CAN it you guys..."

[Karibou]

"Think of it this way...entanglement is like sexual harassment: it's unwanted contact"

[Kaushal.K]

While designing something...
A: So your saying, if that connection doesn't work... just add another one?
B: Yup..
A: Aren't we supposed to simplify the design?

and then after the designing was finished;
A: We have 3 mechanisms.. and 8 connections..
B: Should be fun to make!

[NorviewsVeteran]

Cam: One of the guys from Blue Cheese walked by me and he smelled like cheese.
James: Monterrey Jack?
Me: No, Glenn Allen Swiss.

[Tony.Wu]

"Doonside" that is all...

[dqmot17]

A: [installing photoshop] "what did you do when it said "you need vista or Service pack two?"
B: "Well i had Service pack two."
A: "Is It free?"
B: "Of course!"
A:"How do you get it?"
B: "and your supposed to be the photoshop god in residence here"
A: [looks extremely confused while i download SP3 from Microsoft.]

[coutantcheese]

"When in doubt, use more lube." --Zack

[Chath Maral]

*zap*
"AH man! I love electricity! It's like a defibrillator and makes you feel ALIVE!"

[Cyn]

"QUICK! pull it out its hurting my inner thighs!!!!!"
-Cupcake



(Said, while holding a mock up between his legs.)

[Phoenix Spud]

You don't have to go home, you just have to go ~Lead mentor

dihydrogen-monoxide, its' deadly, deadly, stuff! It is a main component in Cancer, Nuclear Power Plants, and Acid Rain. IT CAN KILL YOU!!!

[The Zevling]

"There are more errors than code? What did you do?!?"

And to the same person:
"How did you get your foot trapped in a chair?"

[simpsonboy77]

"Why is the programmer taking a hammer?"

Me: Don't make me throw this battery at you. It's a bowling ball.... with corners.