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Mr. Volcano: "if a man is standing alone and says somthing is he still wrong (for you women out there),"
i've already ans. u on this one, but yes, the man i ALWAYS wrong... but sometimes it depends on the man... sometimes they tend to be REALLY WRONG loving you! ![]() |
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Why do VCR remotes have an eject button if you have to go get the tape anyway?
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Went t the good ole' lifes unawnsered questions page http://www.crazythoughts.com/
but i just gotta ask 2 questions Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?, and Why do kamikazee pilots were helmets? one more thing: what is with time, If i kill someone and a person goes back in time and stops it than I never kill him but then he never has to go back in time to kill me, but then I kill him....... ( repeating in mind hundreds of times till brain (whats left) explodes. God nothing to do w/ robotics over I NEED A LIFE OR A GIRLFRIEND !!! |
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What is a free gift?? Arent all gifts free?
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If the Law of Conservation of Mass states that matter can be neither created nor destroyed, how did it all get here?
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omg! ur right Stephanie... i'm gonna go ask my chem or phys. teach. that!
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i have to add a few of my favorite oxymorons...
Rap Music Military Intelligence Cafeteria food and, of course, Microsoft Works also, my favorite responce when someone states an oxymoron... "hey, that's an oxymoron, like ham sandwhich!" |
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maybe this isn't a conundrm.. but...
i was walking in to dunkin donuts... and the sign said, "no shoes, no shirt, no serves"... does that mean i can still get my egg crossont w/o any pants on? ![]() |
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What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?
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Oxymoron
a few oxymorons:
[list=1][*]Government organization[*]Dodge Ram [*]Jumbo Shrimp [*]Virtual Reality[*]Tax Return[*]Head Butt[*]Apple Tech Support[/list=1]and the ever popular (there is a story behind it!! yea) Dornmant Mr. Volcano: Ya See I Get Gas Alot So I Ain't Ever Dornmant!!![ Last edited by Mike Schroeder : 25-05-2002 at 23:13. |
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there was this sign at a japanese all you can eat place...and it said "help yourself to anyone you want"....does that mean you can take the waitress' home with you?
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"
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Stephanie If the Law of Conservation of Mass states that matter can be neither created nor destroyed, how did it all get here? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you really want to know? it's not really that hard.... Obviously something has to have existed indefinitely. Either everything that exists now has existed for infinity, or something has existed that has the ability to create matter. Gee, wonder who that could be..." acuallyt.... law of conservation of mass can be 'splaned like this.... it can changed into energy... and energy in to mass..ect.. so for zample.... (i'll try my best to 'splain this b/c my cousen tried to explain it to me ... so this is in my own words...) the sun will keep expanding till it takes in mercury... mars.. earth.. ect.. and then it will implode (right word?) in to a white dorf then soon just blow up, (maybe even a supernova)... then all that energy will come togather to form planets and everthing all over again... and over again.. and over again... ect... i hope that makes sence.... |
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you all think too much for your own good.. just take stuff for what it is... makes things a lot easier...
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