Andy Baker

[dubious elise]

Andy Baker saw the scoreboard.
Andy Baker saw the referee.
Andy Baker saw the losing team.
Andy Baker was the winning team.

Dog is man's best friend. God is Andy Baker's best friend.

[Taylor]

Originally Posted by Cody C

Andy Baker's tears can cure cancer...

It's a $@#$@#$@#$@# shame that he never cries.

...Until Mark Koors won the regional Woodie Flowers award. Congratulations to you both, and the entire 45 team on the well-deserved Chairman's Award. Good luck in Toronto and Atlanta, and we'll see you at the IRI.

[JulieB]

Never meet Andy Baker to bad he is a part of every FIRST’er why because he is Andy Baker.

[Mike Schroeder]

Like Captain Planet, when Paul Copioli, JVN, Dr Joe, Lavery and David Kelso let their powers combine, the result is Andy Baker

(my original intention were that the 5 of them were the power rangers, but then i thought of Copioli as the Pink Ranger and laughed... a lof)

[Dan Petrovic]

Andy Baker could put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

[Dowjonesbotics]

Andy Baker bakes andy

[mrbob1000]

andy baker only wears glasses because he has basilisk eyes! if he looks at you without them you will die a horrible death.

[acdcfan259]

Contrary to popular belief, the song Kokomo was actually written by Andy Baker. The Beach Boys merely rewrote the song with a more tropical theme.

[mrbob1000]

the movie toy story is about a young andy baker. he made all his toys robotic in one way or another.

[sgreco]

Andy Baker knocks down 3 of his teams trackballs in hybrid mode.

[sgreco]

Andy Baker ate a trackball...with extra mayo and large fries.

Andy Baker puts the master in McMaster.

Andy Baker works 25 hours a day.

Andy Baker has Sprint, but actually gets reception.

Andy Baker parted the Red Sea.

Andy Baker invented the internet...twice

[Greg Needel]

Andy Baker isn't scared of thrill rides**, thrill rides are scared of Andy.








**Rides on top of the stratosphere in Vegas not included.

[Karibou]

Andy Baker IS his own alliance. He beat the other alliance singlehandedly (graciously and professionally, of course)

(I bet that this one has already been used, though...)

[Cynette]

Andy Baker taught MacGyver his tricks, including fixing an i-phone with an earring!

(True story, except for the MacGyver part)

[EricVanWyk]

Andy Baker has no need for doctors, as his morals and ethics keeps his body strong like his pigs. When he volunteered at a teaching hospital, one of the med-students who listened to his heartbeat found it so catchy that he put lyrics to it. Thus was born the "Boom-de-yada" song.