CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92

[Dillon Compton]

Dave: "You. Yes, you. The one looking at this picture. I can see you. Now that I have your attention...You WILL bring me 2 dozen Krispy Kreames."

[Rick TYler]

Dave: "Let's see -- the KOP includes a button maker. The field is covered with 2.5-inch pics of Kamen on a Segway. The game will be to scoop up the pics and make buttons out of them. Then, the robot will put the buttons into a giant vending machine that dispenses un-iced Krispy Kremes. Then, to score extra points at the end of a match, the robot will have to ice and heat the donuts and set them on the judge's table. Then..."

[Andy Baker]

Girl in blue shirt: "Man, Dave is serious about this revenge stuff. This picture of Heidi in a red dress with a boa makes her look really sleezy. eeew!"

[Freddy Schurr]

Dave: " Does anyone know why we are up until midnight making buttons of all things".

Girl in Blue Shirt: " Um "

[Tomasz Bania]

Dave: We could sure use some these guys working on the rover!

[Jevin H]

Dave thinking: Why are they making buttons? They should be mass producing doughnuts for me! Now that would be pimp!

[nehalita]

Davie: "You toush my buttons and I will keel joo"

[FF_1610_EMT]

(Guy using button maker) (hand out of view) OWW MY HAND! Now i got a button stuck to my hand.

[Travis Hoffman]

Dave:

"Back in my rowdy days in a California biker gang, I used to make license plates during my stints at Folsom Prison that were 100 times more fun than this! My work partners were much less annoying, too.....at least I could get them to shut up and leave me alone by passing them a box of Pall Mall's from time to time."

[Dylan]

Guy in red shirt: C'mon Dave, I've made like a hundred buttons already...

Dave: And you'll make a hundred more if you want to come to Regionals with us!

Girl in blue shirt: Hmm... I think that label is crooked...

[Wayne Doenges]

Girl in blue shirt: "Dave, explain to me again why we have to make the buttons manually when it was YOU that broke to auto button maker?"
Dave: "Because I have a PhD and you are just student slaves"
Boy on left: *under breath* "Yea, a Piled higher and Deeper degree."

[George1902]

[announcer voice]Our next item for sale is this beautiful, wooden dining room table. Great for keyboarding, board games, button-making, or leaning on while staring ominously at would-be picture-takers. Available for a limited time at the low, low price of one forty-nine ninety-nine.[/announcer voice]

[Danielle H]

Girl in Blue: All right... I'm done. It's YOUR turn to operate the button-maker. I've gotten my hand caught SIX times now, and I'm sick of it.
Boy on Left: *under his breath* Maybe it just doesn't like you...

[Taylor]

Oh, no, the papers were cut with a 2-inch diameter; the buttons are 2-cm! I hate it when NASA messes up their measuring systems!

[Andrew Blair]

"This might be worse than my first NASA internship..."