CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99

[Lil' Lavery]

Look at all the money we save by NOT buying Sean a car!

[Andrew Blair]

Dats big pimpin'.

[Joe Matt]

Originally Posted by Lil' Lavery

Look at all the money we save by NOT buying Sean a car!

[not an entry]

boy, someone is bitter.

[/not an entry]

[Billfred]

(Note to self: In the event that there's another DC-area off-season this year, know at all times when Dave is within range of Poof balls.)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Rich Kressly

"Let's see...
...100 bucks for Woodie's philosophy bookstore gift certificate. That should keep him busy ... 75 bucks to convince an imposter to lie to Tony about dates/times for GDC meetings ... 50, errrr, 40, ummm .... crap, Morrella is easy ... 4 bucks for a happy meal. That toy is plenty to distract him ... That leaves 124 bucks. Getting Steve Chism sent out to sea for six months on that might be tough, but once a Navy man, always a Navy man.

Bet on this ... 2007 will be the year for 1 on 1 on 1 on 1 on 1 with a pond and inflatable clowns."

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Mercury Rising

Pft and they said there was no money in "Just for Greys" shampoo.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Lil' Lavery
2) KarenH
3) Jane
4) T. Hoffman
5) Steve W.
6) Rick TYler
7) Rich Wong
8) dlavery
9) MissInformation
10) lukevanoort
11) Jay Trzaskos
12) KathieK
13) Arefin Bari
14) anna~marie
15) Koko Ed
16) Jay H 237
17) Conor Ryan
18) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison

"And this, kids, is the money we saved by just making people think we put a man on the moon."

Which means the scores are...

MissInformation	116
T. Hoffman	115
EddieMcD	95
Dlavery	90
Rich Wong	90
Jay Trzaskos	86
EricH	85
Gary Dillard	83
Icurtis	80
Al Skierkiewicz	78
Wayne Doenges	78
Nehalita	76
Koko Ed	76
Jay H 237	75
Andy Baker	69
KathieK	64
Bcahn836	52
Arefin Bari	50
Dorienne 007	48
Artdutra04	42
Goober!!!	41
DCA Fan	40
Conor Ryan	39
Joe Matt	38
Andrew Blair	38
Lukevanoort	37
Rich Kressly	36
EricS-Team180	36
Amanda Morrison	34
Boiler	31
Alex Cormier	30
Xzvrw2	29
Ashley Christine	24
“Big Mike”	21
1derboy	21
Zach Purser	20
Mechanicalbrain	20
Kyle Love	19
Dillon Compton	18
KenWittlief	18
Bill_Hancoc	18
Rick Tyler	17
KarenH	16
Skimoose	16
Tim Delles	15
Richardp	13
anna~marie	13
GaryV1188	13
Jane	13
JVN	12
Cody C	12
Danielle H	12
Barry Bonzack	11
Mercury Rising	11
Jessica Boucher	11
Elgin Clock	11
Fruity Pebbles	11
Kjhobin	11
BurningQuestion	10
Lil' Lavery	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
InfernoX14	10
Dan Swando	9
Daniel Brim	9
Dave Scheck	9
Kevin Kolodziej	9
Sciencenerd	9
Dylan	9
Greg Needel	9
Tiffany34990	9
Freddy Schurr	9
Tytus Gerrish	8
Irishninja	8
Ogre	7
Brandy836	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
Steve W	6
DjAlamose	6
MattD1Drift	6
Adam Richards	5
Shyra1353	5
Wetzel	5
Spears312	5
huff_dragon	4
Killerofkiller	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Meaubry	4
Matt Attallah	4
SamS0Fa33O	4
Bemis	3
Beth Sweet	3
Kyle	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Sakura141	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
GraySwandir-75	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Sammy	2
Tomasz Bania	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Pwilczynski	2
Rohan_DHS	2
Rohith Surampudi	2
114Klutz	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Courtneyb1023	1
Daisy	1
Dubious elise	1
FF_1610_EMT	1
First degree	1
George1902	1
Hillale	1
Jacqui	1
Joe_P.	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Krass	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Netman85am204	1
Rees2001	1
RoboMadi	1
Saru29	1
Team1591	1
Termite233	1
Timmyd	1
Wilshire	1

(Of course, Amanda's score might be stuck at 34 when Dave reads these results. )

Onward!

[Joe Matt]

Black-mailng Dunkin Doughnuts is working splendedly!

[Daisy]

Maybe I can pay off Heidi to delete that

Let's see here....

<not part of entry> PS. Nice haircut. </not part of entry>

[Freddy Schurr]

This is how much money we are going to include in the kit of parts for 2007 season.

[JaneYoung]

Dave: Man! This is going to buy a LOT of jello!

- and he starts humming:
...if I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a monkey
betcha always wanted a monKEY!
...if I had a million dollars....

[Dorienne]

Okay...how much do you want?...One thousand!...That's a bit much, Billfred...I don't think I want you to rig the Caption Contest in my favor that much...

[EricH]

Moments after this picture was taken, the room erupted in chaos as the Secret Service swept in, trying to find Dave's printing press.