CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100

[lukevanoort]

DeKaARTZ presents, their FIRST blockbuster hit,
MORTAL KOMBAT 7: Atlanta Rumble

[Rich Kressly]

"Stop....STOP. I don't even know who this "Billferd" is that you speak of. I'm Wiiliam Leverette for goodness sake. Here look at the badg..."

WHACK!!

[Cody Carey]

But this midevil clash between good and evil is a bit different... The knight has no armor, and the dragon is armed with a clipboard. Lets see how it ends.

[Andrew Rudolph]

Jess: "look out theres a couple of torsos on your shoulder! One of them it trying to reach into your ear!"
billfred: "ahh get it!!!"

[Rohith Surampudi]

Jess:"I dont care what my name tag says, I AM JVN, OBEY"

[EddieMcD]

"Billfred, GET DOWN HERE!"

<not entry>Happy 100th Caption Contest! May someone hit you with a clipboard 100 times. Oh wait...</not entry>

[Taylor]

Can you believe they misspelled "billfred" on the nametag?

[Travis Hoffman]

Billfred: "So, uh, I was talking with my 1293 students the other day, and they can't stop praising the Christmas cookies you sent me over the Holidays. It turns out they are great for filing down metal burrs. They also make the perfect ammo for keeping our shop's rat problem in check. I just wanted to thank you again for such a thoughtful gift!"

Jessica: "Oh that's so.....nice.......of.............you.............. ...........Billfred. Say, would you like to see my 'Board of Education'? Here, take a good, close look. Now here's your next lesson, jerk!"

Billfred: "Hee hee hee, that tickles! I've been hit in the head by one of your cookies (this explains a lot about me, by the way); compared to that pain, nothing even comes close!"