CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #112

[Cuog]

"Squack, Polly Want your coffee, Squack"

[Andy Baker]

Eric, to a local: "I love it here in Polly-nesia, but your coffee tastes fowl."


AB

[artdutra04]

Eric: [singing] "Yo ho ho and mug of joe, it's a pirates life for me!"

Bird: "What? [Squawk!] Nobody told Polly this was the G-Rated version of Pirates of the Caribbean! Where's Jack? [Squawk!]"

[Jevin H]

Polly:"If u hadn't dropped the robot on me i wouldn't of had to make u take me on a vacation to feed me freshly ground coffee!!!"

[Goober!!!]

Cockatoo: UH, Why does your shirt say AndyMark??? And what is AndyMark???

Guy:WHAT???

[Alex Cormier]

bird- "hey! where's my cracker!"

[Cynette]

Bird: Hey Mister!
Eric: Who me?
Bird: Yeah you, Know any good binary jokes?
Eric: Huh?
Bird: You know...like this...there are 10 kinds of cockatoos, those that know binary and those that swear like a drunken sailor.
Eric: Whoa - I think there is something wrong with my coffee!

[JaneYoung]

Originally Posted by mocat1530

Bird: Hey Mister!
Eric: Who me?
Bird: Yeah you, Know any good binary jokes?
Eric: Huh?
Bird: You know...like this...there are 10 kinds of cockatoos, those that know binary and those that swear like a drunken sailor.
Eric: Whoa - I think there is something wrong with my coffee!

(not an entry, Cynette's fault)

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning!

Put him in the hold with a bird that curses,
Put him in the hold with a bird that curses,
Put him in the hold with a bird that curses,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

Big bango finish

(not an entry, Cynette's fault)

[Rich Wong]

Bird: Boring, boring!
Eric: What?

Bird: Boring T-shirt, boring T-shirt!
Eric: What is the matter with my T-shirt?

Bird: Boring T-shirt, Boring T-shirt!
Eric: Is that all you know how to say?

Bird: Hey man, I have a special on Islamorada and Key West Ts just for you today. One for $8 and three for $20.

[Travis Hoffman]

Polly: So how's the coffee taste today?

Eric: Really good! But there's something different about it.....a nutty flavor.

Polly: I'm glad you noticed. It's my own "special blend".

Eric: Wait.....you didn't......did you? Nahhhhhhh........ *Polly nods head and gives Eric evil grin* You DID! Aw mannnnn!!!!!!! *Runs to nearest toilet*

Polly: I TOLD you I hate eating seeds and nuts all the time! Krispy Kremes from now on or else!

[EddieMcD]

"You wanna know why Eric is smiling? He just found something to add to SPAM."

<not entry>Double entendres FTW!</not entry>

[MissInformation]

"Now let me get this straight... you drink coffee that is made from beans that come from a Civet Cat's hind end, that costs more than $300 a pound and you call me a bird brain?"

[Billfred]

...and judged while there's still sunlight!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by mocat1530

Bird: Hey Mister!
Eric: Who me?
Bird: Yeah you, Know any good binary jokes?
Eric: Huh?
Bird: You know...like this...there are 10 kinds of cockatoos, those that know binary and those that swear like a drunken sailor.
Eric: Whoa - I think there is something wrong with my coffee!

Second place goes to...

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Cockatoo: "Is that decaf?"
Guy: "Yes it is."
Cockatoo: "If you give me a sip I will tell you a dark secret about Dave Lavery."
Cockatoo: *slurp slurp*
Guy: "OK, what is the dark secret?"
Cockatoo: "Dave's other car isn't on Mars, it's in a back lot at Paramount studios."
Guy: (sarcasm) "OH, and how would you know?"
Cockatoo: "A little birdie told me."

Honorable mentions go to...

1) T. Hoffman
2) KarenH
3) Cuog
4) boiler
5) Andy Baker
6) artdutra04
7) EricS-Team180
8) Cody C
9) Rich Wong
10) EddieMcD
11) MissInformation
12) anna~marie
13) Hiteak
14) Koko Ed

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

You know I really have to get going. It has been nice having breakfast with you but I have a robot competition to go to.
"Just keep it in the chair, buddy, Awk!"
No I really have to go!
"AWK! Sit!"
C'mon let me go!
"AWK! Stay"
He what's that tag around your leg?
"Awk! No tag, no tag!"
Hey I think it says SPAM! Hey what's going on here?!?
"Awk! Uh, I gotta go, see ya buddy. Thanks for the pick me up"

Which means the scores are...

Rich Wong	29
MissInformation	27
Boiler	24
Steve W	21
Jay H 237	20
Mocat1530	18
Lukevanoort	16
Wayne Doenges	16
EddieMcD	15
Al Skierkiewicz	14
Cody C	13
T. Hoffman	13
Jane	13
Nehalita	12
Hiteak	12
Koko Ed	12
InfernoX14	12
Rohith Surampudi	11
KathieK	11
EricS-Team180	11
Cuog	11
GaryV1188	10
Skimoose	10
Jgjedi10	10
Dorienne	9
Michelle Celio	9
Andrew Blair	8
Dylan	8
Kyle A	8
Andy Baker	7
Arefin Bari	7
Goober!!!	7
Dhoizner	6
Joe Matt	6
anna~marie	5
Artdutra04	4
KarenH	4
Rick Tyler	4
Alex Cormier	4
Conor Ryan	3
Greg Needel	3
Thegathering	3
“Big Mike”	2
Budda648	2
Dave Scheck	2
KelliV	2
LordTalps	2
Matt Krass	2
Mercury Rising	2
Astronouth7303	2
Bcahn836	2
Danielle H	2
Freddy Schurr	2
1derboy	1
Adam Richards	1
Daisy	1
Elgin Clock	1
huff_dragon	1
Lil' Lavery	1
Miketwalker	1
Team1591	1
Worldbringer	1
Xzvrw2	1

Onward!

[Dylan]

Guy: "haha, so the poof-ball says to the robot..."

Bird: Thinks: "man, this guy tells the worst jokes on the island, I'm just gonna bite his nose to make him shut up"

Guy: OW! Was it something I said?

[anna~marie]

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