CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #115

[Dave Scheck]

Karthik showed up to this FIRST event thinking it was the Canadian Idol tryouts. What he didn't know was that Candaian Idol officials had heard of him through the grapevine and gave him directions to any arena that wasn't where they were. Karthik was planning to sing his version of Gerardo's "Rico Suave" with the words substituted to be "Karthik Suave".

[Andy Baker]

Loouks like we're in for a long, cold winter, fellow Canadians. As you can see, the 2 woouly worms above my eyes are very dark with no brown highlights.


Andy B.

(not part of the entry: those extra Canadian "u"s confuse me. I just ramdomly toss them in as needed, hoping they land in the right place. I don't want to be disrespectul, you know.)

[Hiteak]

See Koko Ed, I do have less hair at all on my head, and that includes facial hair.

(see Who has less hair poll)

[Taylor]

Right Said Baldhead:
"I'm too sexy for this chair, too sexy for this chair, I'll go stand over there."

Next week: Right Said Billfred

[Dorienne]

Karthik: I'm Karthik. Karthik Kangasfrigkvnrgkjnebjneb.
Person off-camera: I think you need a new intro.
Karthik: Yeah maybe. Maybe I can cut my last name down to Kanga.
Person off-camera: *snicker* Yeah okay, Karthik the Kangaroo.
Karthik: Hahahahahaha...shut up.
Person off-camera: Okay.

[Rich Wong]

Because of the FIRST Robotics Competition young Jean-Luc Picard became fascinated by science and technology.

Eventually Picard graduated as a Starfleet officer and had a long prospers life in the field of space exploration.

[Cuog]

"Quick act like a statue someone's coming, I don't wanna do work!!"

[Cynette]

Karthik - spokesmodel for The Men's Wearhouse. "Designer suits with the perfect fit at the right price. I guarantee it."

[Ian Curtis]

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real JVN please stand up?
I repeat, will the real JVN please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

[Greg Needel]

The long term effects of karthik's singing shown in this picture. Until now it was only suspected someone could loose their hair from terrible singing, Karthik has now become the first known case of these symptoms.

[EddieMcD]

"It's times like this I wish I had marketed the EddieMcD green ponytail wig to the masses..."

[Cody Carey]

Karthik: "Na-nana,na...nana...nana Cant touch thi- This is ridiculous, I am NOT saying this on national television!"

Commercial Producer: "You wanna be famous doncha? Just sing it!"

[Tytus Gerrish]

for just twelve cents a day you can sponsor a starving canadian child of your oun. When you choose to sponsor a child in need, you are linked with one particular child who will know your name, write to you, and treasure the thought that you care.

[Schnabel]

Karthink in his head, "So I've done Tomorrow, now to master Somewhere over the Rainbow."

<<NOT PART OF ENTRY:What, Somewhere over the rainbow? >>

[Wayne Doenges]

Hi I'm Karthik Kanagasabapathy. Are you embarrassed by hair lose? So was I until I bought the company Hair Club for Men and drove it straight into the ground. I figure if I can't have hair than no one else should.