CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #117

[Billfred]

Now guaranteed not to depict things that happened on Antarctica!*
*offer expires at midnight on October 7, 2006

Here's the scores:

Steve W	39
MissInformation	38
Rich Wong	35
Boiler	30
Koko Ed	26
Jay H 237	25
Wayne Doenges	23
Al Skierkiewicz	22
Mocat1530	22
EddieMcD	22
T. Hoffman	20
Jane	20
KathieK	19
Lukevanoort	19
Hiteak	19
Andrew Blair	18
Cody C	18
Skimoose	18
InfernoX14	17
Cuog	16
Greg Needel	15
GaryV1188	15
EricS-Team180	14
Nehalita	12
Arefin Bari	12
Dorienne	12
Jgjedi10	12
Rohith Surampudi	11
Dylan	10
Kyle A	10
Michelle Celio	10
Goober!!!	10
Andy Baker	9
Joe Matt	8
“Big Mike”	7
Dhoizner	6
Elgin Clock	6
Artdutra04	6
Dave Scheck	6
anna~marie	5
KarenH	4
Rick Tyler	4
Tytus Gerrish	4
Alex Cormier	4
Conor Ryan	3
Thegathering	3
Budda648	2
Calhounian	2
Icurtis	2
Imajie	2
KelliV	2
LordTalps	2
Matt Krass	2
Mercury Rising	2
Tkwetzel	2
1derboy	2
Astronouth7303	2
Bcahn836	2
Danielle H	2
Freddy Schurr	2
Lil' Lavery	2
Schnabel	2
Adam Richards	1
AtalanteStar25	1
Brandon Martus	1
Daisy	1
Dlavery	1
huff_dragon	1
KenWittlief	1
Killerofkiller	1
Miketwalker	1
Ogre	1
Team1591	1
Worldbringer	1
Xzvrw2	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/20492

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT, unless you pull a fast one on me.

Go!

[Steve W]

Darn! The human has another pulled hamstring. If we ever get that bug fixed I know that we will have a killer human.

[Joe Matt]

And the circle is now completed.....

[Koko Ed]

It was inevitable that humans would be deemed obsolete to even be able to compete against robot run teams in FIRST. My God, what have they wrought? WHAT HAVE THEY WROUGHT?

[KenWittlief]

When they reviewed the surveillance camera video, they were shocked when they learned what the robot had been doing, alone at night by himself.

(good taste prevents me from posting what I want to say :^)

[PS: hey Billfred, what happend to my accumulated score on the caption contest?!]

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by KenWittlief

[PS: hey Billfred, what happend to my accumulated score on the caption contest?!]

<obviously not an entry>
The scores get wiped at the end of a year of caption contests, most recently after #104.
</obviously not an entry>

[Josh Goodman]

I thought i saw this in a movie once...

[Cuog]

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,

Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modern man

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control

[Hiteak]

Number 5 is doing the drive!

[raymaniac]

AHHH! I crashed! Ctrl+Z! Ctrl+Z

[skimoose]

Hurry up and plug in that tether cable. I want to see how well that human works!

[Wayne Doenges]

Team 383's driver was disqualified when it was discovered, with the use of a fluoroscope, that he was a robot dressed in human clothing. "He was heard to say "It worked for the wolf."

[ewankoff]

FRCFR

(First Robotics Competition For Robots)

[JaneYoung]

383's demo robot:

I am NOT a control freak!
This is robot meditation.
Repeat after me,
'be one with the robot - ohm...
control the inner drive to operate without your team mates.
be one with the robot....'

[Arefin Bari]

Well somebody told me
You had a ROBOT
Who looked like a Driver
That I had in last build season
It's very confidential
AND my team got potential