CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #118

[thegathering]

"Infomercial: Do you ever feel short? Are you embarrassed that your friends can use you as a stool? Now you can be twice as tall with.... EASYLEGS!

for only $19.99!"

[Mike Schroeder]

"I can see Dave's other car from here"

wow you figure with the history me and Paul have had, that i would think of something worse... but maybe Paul wont disappoint the next time i am a the subject of Billfreds house of Humiliation

[Cuog]

"Ok now how do i get down????"

[GaryVoshol]

I got this itch ...

[Alex Cormier]

"All i have to say folks is, I lost."

[raymaniac]

"Where are you mommy?"

[skimoose]

Another FIRSTer re-enacting a famous movie scene...

Paul: "I feel like the King of the World!!!!"

Wait, is that an iceberg ahead or just Dave's KK supply...

[Billfred]

Ah, the joys of the Billfred Is Working Too Much Rule.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by KenWittlief

I must re-iterate to the detractors, as you can clearly see, this is not a pyramid scheme, its actually an obelisk scheme!

those of you who invest $998 today will start at level 1. Within 5 years you could earn up to $3.6 million dollars...

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by KelliV

... and we can all thank Natchez from 118 for the Triple Replay idea. Let's all remember to do our homework this year so we don't have to Aim High-er next year.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Wayne Doenges
2) skimoose
3) lukevanoort
4) EddieMcD
5) KathieK
6) mocat1530
7) Kyle A
8) Jane
9) boiler
10) "Big Mike"
11) Steve W
12) Joe Matt
13) MissInformation
14) Al Skierkiewicz
15) Jay H 237
16) Rich Wong

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

Rocking back and forth on the center goal, Paul suddenly rediscovered a childhood his family (and thousands of dollars of therapy) had only recently gotten him to leave behind....

Paul: "YAYYYYYY, go horsey, go! I wanna horsey like this one when I get home!"

Paul's Wife: *sighs* "Honey, please come down from there."

Paul: "NO! I don't wanna!"

Paul's Wife: "Come down, and I'll buy you an ice cream!"

Paul: "YAYYYYY, ICE CREAM!!!! I WANT ROCKY ROAD!"

Which means the scores are...

Steve W	43
MissInformation	42
Rich Wong	39
Boiler	34
Jay H 237	28
Koko Ed	28
EddieMcD	27
Wayne Doenges	27
Al Skierkiewicz	26
Mocat1530	26
T. Hoffman	25
Lukevanoort	23
Jane	23
Skimoose	22
KathieK	21
Hiteak	21
Cody C	20
Andrew Blair	19
Cuog	18
InfernoX14	18
GaryV1188	17
Greg Needel	15
Arefin Bari	14
EricS-Team180	14
Kyle A	14
Jgjedi10	14
Dorienne	13
KelliV	12
KenWittlief	12
Nehalita	12
Joe Matt	12
Goober!!!	12
Dlavery	11
Rohith Surampudi	11
Michelle Celio	11
Andy Baker	10
Dylan	10
“Big Mike”	9
Dhoizner	6
Elgin Clock	6
Artdutra04	6
Dave Scheck	6
anna~marie	5
Alex Cormier	5
KarenH	4
Rick Tyler	4
Tytus Gerrish	4
Conor Ryan	4
Thegathering	4
Schnabel	4
Tkwetzel	3
1derboy	3
Budda648	2
Calhounian	2
Graduns340	2
Icurtis	2
Imajie	2
LordTalps	2
Matt Krass	2
Mercury Rising	2
Raymaniac	2
Astronouth7303	2
Bcahn836	2
Danielle H	2
Freddy Schurr	2
Lil' Lavery	2
Adam Richards	1
AtalanteStar25	1
Brandon Martus	1
Daisy	1
Ewankoff	1
huff_dragon	1
Killerofkiller	1
Miketwalker	1
Ogre	1
Raymaniac	1
Team1591	1
tony.dalia.195	1
Worldbringer	1
Xzvrw2	1

Onward!