CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #119

[Rich Wong]

Originally Posted by Big Mike

<not an entry>... after looking at that i realized that i am the last person, or peice of technology for that matter on 2 planets not to have a myspace page....

<not an entry> What's a myspace? 2nd to last.....<not>

[KelliV]

Sometimes it is necessary to state the obvious on one's forehead.

[anna~marie]

Originally Posted by Lil' Lavery

<not an entry> one of the last two

darn what does that make me?
(I really don't like myspace... but I do support Xanga!!)
/not entry

[skimoose]

Is this what happens when the GDC doesn't like someone's idea?!?!

[Rich Wong]

After being turned down for a N.E.R.D. membership and shirt Rich Kressly felt bitter until an idea!

Rich K.,” Hey N.E.R.D.s! I have a message for you. You don’t have nothing on me.
Checkout my cool D.O.R.K. shirt and my D.O.R.K. headband. That right, nice!

We are the Distinguished Order of Robotics Kinship and you're not.

Hey, Andy I am D.O.R.K. #1! The King of the DORK, Head DORK… and we are going to out number you N.E.R.D.s by next Kickoff.”

[MissInformation]

A Dork Deferred

What happens to a Dork deferred?

Does he dry up like an engineer in the sun?
Or fester and sulk---
And Chief Delphi, shun?
Does he tinker with Legos?
Or curse the fates
shaking his fist at his woes?

Maybe he just pouts
and eats Krispy Kremes

Until he explodes?

<not an entry> Forgive me Langston Hughes, I know not what I do. I do so love your poetry but we just read this poem in Lit and it's been on my mind.<end groveling for forgiveness>

[Andy Baker]

Here's your sign.




AB

[Travis Hoffman]

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

Here's your sign.




AB

Can I ask for an extension of my original entry? :-P No? Well, schucks.


One day a man and his special son were waiting for the man's wife to come outside and get into the family sedan for a trip to the mall. Tired of waiting, the man honked his horn and yelled, "Get into the car, ma!!!"

The man's son then asked, "Is Mommy going with us today, Daddy?"

Rolling his eyes, the man replied, "No, Dork, I actually said 'Get into the karma!'. Here's your sign and your Zen Master Card. Namaste."

And the rest, they say, is history.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

A FIRST Senior Mentor should lead by example. When you forget something like your safety glasses, try to make do with what you have available. This is a sure example of how one should be a little more discretionary when choosing materials. As everyone knows, Tie Dye deflects dangerous objects, 3M Post It's do not, no matter what is written on them.

[Steve W]

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

Here's your sign.




AB

(not entry)
ROLF
(not entry)

[Rich Kressly]

Originally Posted by skimoose

Is this what happens when the GDC doesn't like someone's idea?!?!

<not an entry>Let's just say that this is the treatment for a "good" idea with the FVC group. The penalty for bad ideas is, well ... "Yes, Mr. Norman. I have most of the holes punched in the parts for those 6,000 starter kits. Any chance I can use something sharper than this cow chip?" </not an entry>

[dlavery]

Originally Posted by Lil' Lavery

Oddly enough, that post-it was less humiliating than the "Space for Rent" sign that adorned Kressly's forehead previously.

Wait a minute, aren't you the one that stuck it on Rich's forehead and said it stood for "Dave's Other Rotten Kid"?




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[Lil' Lavery]

Originally Posted by dlavery

Wait a minute, aren't you the one that stuck it on Rich's forehead and said it stood for "Dave's Other Rotten Kid"?

<not entry> Well, you're certainly old enough to be his father...

[EricS-Team180]

...It was supposed to read "Deliriously Outrageous Rich Kressly", but with only a few post-it notes to spare, abreviations had to be made...

[Cynette]

What does it say? I can only read it if I look cross-eyed, and my mom always told me if I looked cross-eyed, my eyes would stick that way.