CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #122

[Dan Petrovic]

"You better not be agitatin' the boss's dots."

[Hiteak]

Now that the admins are locked up, we can now SPAM Chief Delphi.

[Kyle A]

Voice from ear piece: Your mission is to protect the package.
Guy 1: we must protect the package, that person's looking at him funny!! Code red code, red
Guy 2: "PROTECT THE PACKAGE".

[Mike Schroeder]

Do you Know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Florida? a Royal with SPAM

[raymaniac]

The music coming from the ear buds is, of course, Weird Al's "Spam".

"... Spam in the place that I work. Ham and more..."

[Rich Wong]

Over heard from behind the door of the South Fork HS principal's office, “ I’m sorry Dillard. I have to let you go, we are not winning the big one these days. We need some fresh blood.
I've traded you to Palm Beach Central’s rookie team 1889 for a couple win-motors and a case of extrusions. The two SPAM agents outside my door will see you out of the building. Good luck Gary.”

[EricS-Team180]

...Noone expects the SPAMish Inquisition!

[Gary Dillard]

Originally Posted by Rich Wong

Over heard from behind the door of the South Fork HS principal's office, “ I’m sorry Dillard. I have to let you go, we are not winning the big one these days. We need some fresh blood.
I've traded you to Palm Beach Central’s rookie team 1889 for a couple win-motors and a case of extrusions. The two SPAM agents outside my door will see you out of the building. Good luck Gary.”

[not an entry] does "the big one" refer to the caption contest?
and by the way, it was van door motors, not win motors
[/not an entry]

[Cody Carey]

Originally Posted by Kyle A

Voice from ear piece: Your mission is to protect the package.
Guy 1: we must protect the package, that person's looking at him funny!! Code red code, red
Guy 2: "PROTECT THE PACKAGE".

<noentry>I am proud of you Kyle, VERY PROUD.</noentry>

[killerofkiller]

After Finally catching Tytus; Matt and Scott, (guarding the door) realized that not even a 4 story drop would stop him, but they didn't care, Numa Numa was playing via their Comlink.

[Wayne Doenges]

Spam 1: "Here comes Dean Kamen, what do I say?"
Voice in earpiece: "No problem, I'll talk you through this. Repeat after me. Good morning Mr. Kamen."
Spam 1: "Good morning Mr. Kamen."
M. Kamen: "Just call me Dean."
Voice in earpiece: "Dean, are you ready for another great year?"
Spam 1" Dean, are you ready for another great year?"
Dean: "You bet."
Voice in earpiece: "Can you give us any hints on this years game?"
Spam1: "Can you give us any hints on this years game?"
Dean: "You know it's a secret."
Voice in earpiece: "You're mother dresses you funny."
Spam 1: "You're mother dresses you funny."
Dean: "What!?!?!?" *leaves in a huff*
Spam 1: Why did you do that to me?"
Voice in earpiece: "My bad."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

OK, I have crossed paths with the Secret Service many times before and you guys aren't it. First, they always were long sleeves so that the mic and PTT button can be hidden in their hand. They only wear shades outside or in TV studios. They always have their ear piece wires hidden inside their shirt collars and they never, not ever, wouldn't even be caught dead, wearing SPAM t-shirts. If you didn't want me to come in all you had to do was ask.

[EddieMcD]

SPAM Enforcers (singing):
"We're Knights of the Round Table,
we dance whenever we're able,
we do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot..."

Detainee: "Ugh, there's never a Spanish Inquisition when you need one..."

[MissInformation]

On a VH1 show entitled "Where Are They Now?" it was revealed that after their "music" career took a nose dive, Milli Vanilli took jobs impersonating FIRST robotics students. They knew they didn't have to have real talent, they just had to look good. When questioned about their robot's sloth-like performance, they just said "Blame it on the rain!"

[lukevanoort]

Hours Earlier......
Morpheus (AKA Wayne Cokeley): I will be honest, all who have fought Fluffy's Agents have died. I have seen them push entire buildings to reach their goal, robots have emptied entire hoppers at them and hit nothing but air.
Evil Machine 4: You are saying what, I can dodge poofs?
Morpheus: No, they are still designed for a world that follows the laws of physics. Because of this can never be as strong or as fast as you can be. What I am saying is, when you're ready, you won't have to.
Minutes earlier....
Agent 1: Commander, I thought I told you to wait outside.
Cobra Commando Commando: Oh, crap. Sir, I sent four 'bots, their taking it down now.
Agent 2: No, Commander, their magic smoke is already out.
Now....
Agent 1: Hello, Mister Enforcer.
Agent 2: Now, you die.
Evil Machine 4: My name is BINGO!!!!!
(Skindred's "World Domination" starts playing)