CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #123

[Billfred]

A number so easy to type, you could almost count on me to mess it up somehow.

Here's the scores:

MissInformation	50
Steve W	48
Rich Wong	47
Al Skierkiewicz	42
Boiler	39
EddieMcD	38
Wayne Doenges	36
Koko Ed	35
T. Hoffman	34
Mocat1530	33
Jay H 237	31
Lukevanoort	30
Jane	30
KathieK	25
Skimoose	25
Hiteak	25
InfernoX14	24
Andrew Blair	23
Cody C	23
GaryV1188	23
Cuog	22
KenWittlief	21
Rich Kressly	20
Greg Needel	20
EricS-Team180	19
Dlavery	18
Dave Scheck	18
Jgjedi10	17
KelliV	16
Joe Matt	16
Kyle A	16
Goober!!!	16
Dorienne	15
“Big Mike”	14
Arefin Bari	14
Andy Baker	13
Michelle Celio	13
Nehalita	12
Rohith Surampudi	11
Dylan	10
Schnabel	8
Lil' Lavery	7
anna~marie	7
Artdutra04	7
Thegathering	7
Alex Cormier	7
Dhoizner	6
Elgin Clock	6
Tytus Gerrish	5
KarenH	4
Rick Tyler	4
Conor Ryan	4
Raymaniac	3
Tkwetzel	3
1derboy	3
Bcahn836	3
Ewankoff	3
Budda648	2
Calhounian	2
Graduns340	2
Icurtis	2
Imajie	2
Jessica Boucher	2
LordTalps	2
Matt Krass	2
Mercury Rising	2
Astronouth7303	2
Danielle H	2
Freddy Schurr	2
Killerofkiller	2
Adam Richards	1
AtalanteStar25	1
Brandon Martus	1
Daisy	1
huff_dragon	1
Miketwalker	1
Ogre	1
Raymaniac	1
Team1591	1
tony.dalia.195	1
Worldbringer	1
Xzvrw2	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25253

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EST, unless you slip one past me.

Go!

[Koko Ed]

Uhm, Mr. Lavery. I don't know how to break this to you but your outfit is clashing.

[thegathering]

"Pssst. Do you have shorts on under that kilt?"

[Goober!!!]

Dave: WOW!!! That breeze felt really strange, maybe I should have wore something under this kilt???

[Mike Schroeder]

Jason: Dave, Maybe that rover wouldn't have crashed if you noticed you measure the hight of your socks in metric and SAE.


Dave: This is my pretty skirt

[Joe Matt]

Jason: "Do you ever have those dreams where you wake up and go to class only to find out that you forgot to put a kilt on?"

[Lil' Lavery]

Jason: "You just HAD to one-up my outfit"

[dlavery]

Jason: Hey Dave....

Me: Shhhhh!!!! I am thinking up "Billfred Must Die An Agonizing Death, Method Number 537" (and counting)





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[Billfred]

Originally Posted by dlavery

Jason: Hey Dave....

Me: Shhhhh!!!! I am thinking up "Billfred Must Die An Agonizing Death, Method Number 537" (and counting)





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<obviously not an entry>

I wonder what the first 536 were...

</obviously not an entry>

[dlavery]

Originally Posted by Billfred

<obviously not an entry>

I wonder what the first 536 were...

</obviously not an entry>

<not an entry>Don't look up, unless you want to spoil the surprise</not an entry>

[MissInformation]

And here you have the real reason the producers of "What Not To Wear" canceled their show about Dave...

[artdutra04]

*Gasp!* Lone Starr, they've gone to plaid!

[Rich Wong]

Jason, “Dave, why are you late for your post?”
Dave, “I really don’t know.”

Jason,”Why are you not wearing your volunteer shirt?
Dave, “I can’t explain it.”

Jason, “And why are you not wearing pants?

Dave, “All I remember was drinking will Andy Baker at a Scottish Pub and he was buying me drinks. He did promise to drive me back to the hotel last night.
But this morning I wake up behind the bar with these clothes and I can’t remember a single thing.”

[Wayne Doenges]

Jason: "Dave, Joan Rivers just called. She wants to use you as an example of what not to wear in public."

[Schnabel]

Andy - I just want to be more like Dave!