CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #129

[Taylor]

The fella in the red shirt just figured out that "skimoose" can be rearranged to spell "so eskimo" and "I so smoke"; "Art Dutra," while very close to being a palindrome, can be anagrammed into "da rat rut." Obviously he thinks this is funnier than it actually is, but hey, it's been a long day.

[KathieK]

<not an entry>"Da rat rut from Da Cutt" - Hey, Art, I think you have a new nickname!<not an entry>

[raymaniac]

Art (thinking): This would be so much more gratifying if my mom hadn't been the one to give me the award.

[EricS-Team180]

Unbeknownst to the crowd, Art's evil twin Artud, gleefully receives the award, while Art sits - bound in duct tape and zip ties - in a nearby janitor's closet...

[Billfred]

<obviously not an entry>

A combination of work and personal things has forced me to invoke the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule. I'll judge this one (and post #130) tomorrow.

[Billfred]

Alright, it's still Monday.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by boiler

The fella in the red shirt just figured out that "skimoose" can be rearranged to spell "so eskimo" and "I so smoke"; "Art Dutra," while very close to being a palindrome, can be anagrammed into "da rat rut." Obviously he thinks this is funnier than it actually is, but hey, it's been a long day.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by KathieK

Art, thinking: OK, she gets the spotlight and gets to announce all these awards and here we are stuck back here working like dogs, picking everything up and breaking down the fields, and... grumble
Kathie: "...he may be third but he's number one to us, the 2006 Outstanding Volunteer of the Year, Art Dutra III!"
Art: huh? Did she just call my name? Did I just win something???

Honorable mentions go to:

1) lukevanoort
2) mocat1530
3) efoote868
4) EricS-Team180
5) skimoose
6) Jane
7) Rich Wong
8) Al Skierkiewicz
9) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Steve W

Art gets an ovation for his perfect example of a student in the pits and their explanation of why they are protecting their hat instead of their eyes.

Which means the scores are...

Rich Wong    70
Boiler    63
Wayne Doenges    62
Steve W    61
MissInformation    59
Jane    52
EddieMcD    50
Al Skierkiewicz    50
Mocat1530    47
Koko Ed    45
Lukevanoort    44
KathieK    38
Skimoose    36
Andy Baker    35
Hiteak    35
GaryV1188    35
T. Hoffman    34
InfernoX14    34
Jay H 237    33
Cuog    32
Cody C    32
Dave Scheck    29
EricS-Team180    28
Dlavery    27
Andrew Blair    25
Goober!!!    24
Greg Needel    23
Rich Kressly    22
KelliV    21
KenWittlief    21
Michelle Celio    19
“Big Mike”    18
Gary Dillard    17
Jgjedi10    17
Joe Matt    17
Arefin Bari    16
Kyle A    16
Dorienne    16
Schnabel    14
Rohith Surampudi    13
Nehalita    12
Artdutra04    11
Thegathering    11
Dylan    10
Icurtis    10
Raymaniac    10
Lil' Lavery    9
Elgin Clock    8
Alex Cormier    7
anna~marie    7
EricH    7
efoote868    7
BlondeNerd    6
Dhoizner    6
Ewankoff    5
Imajie    5
Killerofkiller    5
taylort    5
Tytus Gerrish    5
Conor Ryan    4
KarenH    4
Rick Tyler    4
1derboy    3
Bcahn836    3
Danielle H    3
EricRobodox    3
Eric W. Jones    3
Tkwetzel    3
Astronouth7303    2
Budda648    2
Calhounian    2
Freddy Schurr    2
Graduns340    2
Jessica Boucher    2
LordTalps    2
Matt Krass    2
Mercury Rising    2
Ogre    2
robotcanuck1676    2
Alex Burman    2
Adam Richards    1
AndyB    1
AtalanteStar25    1
Beth Sweet    1
Brandon Martus    1
Daisy    1
huff_dragon    1
Miketwalker    1
Team1591    1
tony.dalia.195    1
Worldbringer    1
Xzvrw2    1

Onward!

[Cody Carey]

Art- "I couldn't have done it without my Sandisk Cruzer."

[Steve W]

Art gets an ovation for his perfect example of a student in the pits and their explanation of why they are protecting their hat instead of their eyes.

[Alex Burman]

Everyone: "Hava nagila, hava nagila, Hava nagila venis'mecha"

[raymaniac]

<not an entry>
Just curious, do the scores ever reset. Do they reset every year, every X number of contests, or do they just continue on forever?
</not an entry>

[Billfred]

(obviously not an entry)
The scores reset after a year, which historically happens in mid-July. It reset after contest #52, then #104. Next is #156.

[Cynette]

Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now. What a bad time to recieve an award cause I gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now. Just keep smiling and I'll make it through...

[lukevanoort]

The comedy duo of Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong long since split up, Art Dutra III and John "The Thing" V-Neun decide to try to recreate their success with a series of stand up routines, albums, and movies based on the weird and rather hazardous FRC culture. Here we see Art after inhaling far too much "magic smoke" trying to escape Marshall Dave "Destructinator" Lavery in the TV spot for their upcoming film "Soldering Fumes"