Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[Clarinerd]

Granted. You're made of pie-flavored pie instead.

I wish little kid's games weren't so addicting.

[Paul T.]

Then the little kids would get bored Riot and start playing older kids games which would poison there minds and ruin there generation which in tern would ruin the world



I wish the next first season wasn't so far away

[inkspell4]

Granted but more human interaction consists of having robot controlling the humans

I wish the this wasn't my senior year

[Celia]

Granted, but now you must restart and repeat your entire education as a ~18 year old in kindergarten.

I wish I had a bowl of paprikas right now.

[Grey Mann]

Granted, but the paprikas are rotten.

I wish I had one of Hermaeus Mora's Black Books so I could go to Apocrypha.

[Kuhnahtt]

Then you would be put into an Elder Scrolls game, which would be okay for a few hours until you realize every single thing you were taught in AP Physics is a lie and everything is off. (Food flying across the room, fall damage totally off) and you can't walk down the road without being attacked even if you're carrying only uncommon gems.
(I really can go on about Elder Scrolls #probs)


I wish I could have 6 extra hours in the day during FRC season to finish my homework & study as well as being actively involved in FRC to help my team.

[RoboDesigners]

Originally Posted by nckureghian14

I wish that I am able to build and rule my own empire of robots...



Too bad you dropped your wallet with your check of $1,000,000 that you were going to cash to order some parts.

But the collective body of FIRSTers rebel against you, and re-program the robots to attack you.

I wish everyone would follow the instructions in the 1st post regarding how to corrupt a wish.

[ChaosX73]

Unfortunately, you just mess up the system more. Now everyone is going to corrupt in a really crappy way, saying that maybe, oh I don't know, everyone gets free fruit smoothies instead or something. Man, this wish is hard to corrupt.

I wish people wouldn't hate on classic rock, because I was referring to Rolling Stones, The Who, and Credence Clear Water Revival, just so everyone knows.

[RoboDesigners]

But because nobody hates classic rock, the demand spikes sharply, causing a huge increase in prices. You can now only buy half a song for $21.90, or 5/8ths of a song for $23.38. iTunes thrives on the unexpected profit, and furthers Apple's attempt at monopolizing the media player/cell phone market.

I wish I had started building my VEX robot before a week before the tournament.

Originally Posted by ChaosX73

Man, this wish is hard to corrupt.

Thank you!

[delsaner]

Granted. You built your robot (a week + an hour) before your competition. Within that one hour, you decided on an unrealistic design, it did not work, and your robot exploded a few days into the week (because who doesn't love spontaneous combustion).

I wish I had something to eat, like a cheese-steak or something.

[ratdude747]

but you are hindu and realize that you cannot eat beef.

I wish the GDC would allow minibot removal poles...

[ChaosX73]

Well, it just so happens that these removal poles have flaming chainsaws on the ends, so unless if you have super dexterity, all of our mini-bots are getting torch-cut. Make sure to make at least 20 mini-bots then.

I wish every member of my team (including me) had Transfer Plates so we could teleport to our school to work on the robot. We can't get there know because the blizzard made all the roads hazardous.

Extra kudos if you've read Keys to the Kingdom and know what a Transfer Plate is.

[Natali Kaplan]

Granted, but during the journey the transfer plates break and dump you in the middle of the wilderness somewhere, where you die of starvation/get buried by snow.

I wish that I could use alchemy the way Ed does in FMA (kudos if you've read THAT)

[HannahF]

Granted but the townspeople think you are performing dangerous magic and riot, trapping and killing you with pitchforks and torches

I wish I could freeze time

[KarenH]

Granted, but due to a misspelling by the wish-granting fairy, you freeze THYME instead, and while your cooking skills improve, you still have trouble with your TIME management.

I wish I could instantly learn how to play music on my keyboard.