Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[DonRotolo]

You can, but there's no atmosphere and the sound cannot be heard...

I wish I could realize my true potential

[kramarczyk]

Granted... In fact that happened a while a go... this is it.

I wish these voices I keep hearing would stop.

[JBotAlan]

Originally Posted by kramarczyk

I wish these voices I keep hearing would stop.

The voices you were hearing were real. Now you cannot hear anything at all.

I wish I could program autonomous to do exactly what I intend it to do.

[Graham Donaldson]

Yes, but then your team gets mad at you because they can't blame the programmers anymore. They mutiny, throw you off the team, send a mechanical guy to completely screw up/corrupt the code, and then send a rookie programmer to fix it.

I wish I didn't have to do my homework.

[Squab]

but then somekid would do it for you and fail you

i wish i could program

[synth3tk]

But then you'd lose your girlfriend, hate the sun, think in 1's and 0's, and receive all the blame for a faulty robot.

I wish I had $1,000,015 in stocks and bonds.

[Milaki]

Okay, but then the stock market would crash and all of your bonds and stocks would become worthless and you would have to live on the street.

I wish that I had an endless supply of Dew

[Schnabel]

Granted, only, you decided to try to out drink yourself, and you did, and in the end you died of caffeine poisoning.

I wish that I had an iMac.

[whytheheckme]

Granted, but its an original Bondi Blue iMac running OS 8.5 with Sherlock 2!


I wish vacation was over.

[Kingofl337]

Granted .....Except you have to catch a flight to the north pole for it to end.
But then, you have to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of you keeps throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants run out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie is Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines will burn out
And it'll go into a tailspin and crash into a hillside
And the plane will explode in a giant fireball and everybody will die!
(mostly by Weird Al)


I wish a had sharks with freak'n laser beams attached to their heads. But, the sharks are programmed so they can never harm me ever.

[vivek16]

they kill everyone around you and the lasers break robots. You are miserable.

I wish vacation lasted a week longer

[Milaki]

But then you have to wait longer to find out what the game is and then you would get 1 less week of build season

I wish Kickoff would be tomorrow

[JBotAlan]

Originally Posted by Milaki

I wish Kickoff would be tomorrow

But then all the teams that were planning on the 5th don't see the game at all, and FIRST has to re-release the game on the 5th, and your team, along with all the teams that went early, are disqualified to keep the playing field level...

I wish Linux had the ease-of-use that Windows has spoiled me with [not_part_of_wish]Ironically enough, Windows popped up a wireless balloon over this message as I was typing...Ubuntu would never do that... [/not_part_of_wish]

[Schnabel]

Granted, but then, Linux gets to the point that it is no longer free, and every version of it has 12 versions of them, so you don't know what one to choose. Also, they all start with a BSOD ever 13 start ups.

I wish that the cold didn't feel so cold.

[JoeJank103]

But then you wouldn't know that it was cold, you would foreget a jacket, and freeze to death.

I wish i knew what to wish for.