CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #137

[Barry Bonzack]

It's okay. There's nothing wrong with short people, Dave, they're the last ones to get wet when it rains.

[looneylin]

Dave: Everytime we touch, I get this feeling...

[taylort]

"So, boys, did you bring the goods?"

"Yeah, they're in the bag, where's the money?"

"I'll give it to you when you give me the goods."

* hands over the bag that contains donuts *

"Only two?"

"Yeah, only two, now pay up."

(Uneasily) "About that...we're friends, right?"

[raymaniac]

Dave: "I don't know who stole all of my Hawaiian shirts, but once I find out, my friends here will make you regret it"

[Dave Scheck]

Here we have a picture of Dave's trip to the car crusher simulator in Atlanta...the next few in that series get a little messy

[Goober!!!]

"Mike takes a box of KK's and puts it about a foot about his head."

Dave: AHH i cant jump that high it's not fair, I told you guys i can't jump!!!

[SizzelChest330]

"I tried to pay em off with a twenty... But they just laughed"

[Dan Petrovic]

"Dave is just using that grin merely to hide the sheer terror of standing between these two men. Who knows what things they could do if they ever decided to make a Dave-wich"

[EricS-Team180]

Dave knew he wouldn't make that trip to the Grand Tetons this year, so being a resourceful engineer, he tried a simulation.

[lukevanoort]

Dave went into a career in NASA out of embarrassment. See, he believed the inspirational motto "Reaching for the stars can only make you taller" and was tired of being the shortest person at his local chapter of the Geek and Nerd Club of America. Unfortunately, the motto lied. Here we see him many years later at the annual Persons of Small Staure annual convention. And he's just as short as ever.

[dlavery]

See, kids? This is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables...



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[Rich Wong]

Dave, "Heidi, meet my new BFF, Mike and Brandon. They both have convinced me that (paused) autonomous mode play is a bad idea and (pause and roll eyes) a water game is a gooooood idea.

Now I have to take my new BFF to a Pub and toss our friendship.

(In a low whisper) Heidi, help me!”

[Al Skierkiewicz]

And here is a rare self portrait of world famous artist, Toulouse LaLavery. Although this is one of his earlier works where subject matter was not a concern, the two subjects pictured remained his friends for many years.

[efoote868]

Lets point out the errors in this photoshop job:
1)Dave isn't wearing one of his Hawaiian shirts.
2)Dave isn't eating 7 1/2 krispy kreme donuts.
3)Dave's hair is too neat

[Andy Baker]

Dave: "look, boss... de plane! de plane!"

Brandon: "Welcome to Fantasy Island"

Big Mike: "Let me get your bags"


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