Programming jokes

[taylort]

Originally Posted by Monochron

However, sometime our robot would spontaneously drive backwards. We don't know why and we occasionally lined up facing our wall.

Our [other] programmer switched around some of the autonomous code, and one match he drove straight backwards (full speed) into the alliance wall. The bot then drove forward, and repeated. Needless to say, the drivers were rather 'shaken' (There's my cheesy pun for the day).

We did get something right...our autonomous scored one time. And one time was enough for me, considering we were doing it blindly (no room for a camera).

[Nathan]

Originally Posted by Syntax Domain

there are 10 types of people in the world:
Those who know binary
and those who don't.

I love that cartoon.

Here's another joke:

The Best Programmer

Jesus and satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer.

This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.

Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks satan to show what he has come up with. satan is visibly upset, and cries, ...I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."

...Very well, then, says God, ..."let us see if Jesus fared any better."

Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters, ...B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?"

God chuckles, ..."Everybody knows ........ Jesus saves."

[slavik262]

More of a visual joke than anything because I got bored in GIMP, but

he won't go away! (click for full res.)

[basicxman]

i am so glad they took Mr. Clippy out of microsoft office in the new version

has anyone seen family guy when stewies taking over the world and the paperclip asks him if he needs help? that was hilarious!

[Tottanka]

Originally Posted by basicxman

i am so glad they took Mr. Clippy out of microsoft office in the new version

has anyone seen family guy when stewies taking over the world and the paperclip asks him if he needs help? that was hilarious!

LOL yea!
I cried when it happened!

[slavik262]

Stewie: "Stupid paperclip! Nobody likes you anyways!"

[whytheheckme]

Originally Posted by basicxman

i am so glad they took Mr. Clippy out of microsoft office in the new version

has anyone seen family guy when stewies taking over the world and the paperclip asks him if he needs help? that was hilarious!

I just found the episode online, and took the screenshot.






Jacob

[cerberus170]

here are a few i thought of:

1. Right code, wrong robot

2. Oh, it wasn't supposed to do that?

3. I think something is wrong, I keep getting "build succeeded"

4. Digital inputs on the robot controller are not the same as the oi

5. I thought you were programming

6. Sure I can write my own game, but I think asking me to make the robot go forward 10 feet without setting itself on fire is a little too much to ask.