CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #143

[raymaniac]

Robots are tired of being controlled by humans and are taking over. This is another attempt to rid the world of "useless human" and establish themselves as superior.

Don't believe me? Remember this picture from Caption Contest #117 back in October?

It won't be long before they rule the world (at least for a couple of hours before all their batteries die).

[BlondeNerd]

Shortly afterwards:

Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Dr. Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frankenstein: Do you mean to tell me that I put an abnormal brain into an, 8 foot tall, 300 pound, GORILLA?!!!

[taylort]

"Hey, guys, I found him! You're it!"

[SizzelChest330]

Maybe...... Humans learned how to suck out robot intelligence through reverse psychology...

[efoote868]

People do stupid things. Like pay to much for home phone service. So switch to vonage.

Woo-hoo, woo - hoo - hooo, Woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo.

[Mister_Juggles]

Originally Posted by efoote868

People do stupid things. Like pay to much for home phone service. So switch to vonage.

Woo-hoo, woo - hoo - hooo, Woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo.

<notanentry> Pure genius! This is my new favorite post ever! </notanentry>

[MissInformation]

Back in my day all you got from a claw machine was a stuffed animal...

[whytheheckme]

Originally Posted by Mister_Juggles

Boom.

Headshot.

I CAN DANCE ALL DAY! I CAN DANCE ALL DAY! TRY AND HIT ME! TRY AND HIT ME!

As far as my caption...

When Hoang awoke from a deep sleep in which he could not remember the night before, he felt a strange device attached to his head. When he asked the lead Mechanical Mentor on his team what was wrong with his head, the mentor simply shrugged and said "It's programming team's problem."

[Schnabel]

General Motors finally realized that maybe Robots were not the real way to modernize.

[EricS-Team180]

dum da dee dee deeeeee Inspector Hoang, dum da dee dee deeeee, , dee dee!

[Cuog]

Robot, spit that out, you don't know where that freshman has been!

[Jay H 237]

No Disassemble Johnny Five!!!

[Al Skierkiewicz]

One of the first computers (At White Sands during the Manhattan Project) was used to play games. When you give an engineer a machine and a bunch of free time, he will find a senseless use for the hardware. Here we see a demonstration of a $50,000 industrial robot being used to scratch an itch.

[Billfred]

Hey, there's still daylight!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

"I went to a robotics competition, and all I got was this stupid hat."

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by MissInformation

Back in my day all you got from a claw machine was a stuffed animal...

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Joe Matt
2) JaneYoung
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) Cuog
5) BlondeNerd
6) taylort
7) EddieMcD
8) Wayne Doenges
9) GaryV1188
10) Koko Ed
11) InfernoX14
12) raymaniac

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by boiler

Things this machine does not do:
1. Cone of Silence.
2. Matrix-esque data entry.
3. Give the user a permanent.
4. Unscrew the user's head like a bottle cap
5. Administer superior mental powers

Things this machine does do:
1. Makes anyone posing with it look like a total doofus

Which means the scores are:

Name    Total
EddieMcD    99
Rich Wong    92
Wayne Doenges    92
MissInformation    87
Boiler    86
JaneYoung    82
Al Skierkiewicz    80
Steve W    61
Koko Ed    61
GaryV1188    61
KathieK    58
Cuog    58
Mocat1530    54
Lukevanoort    54
Skimoose    52
InfernoX14    51
EricS-Team180    49
Hiteak    47
Cody Carey    45
Travis Hoffman    44
Mister_Juggles    39
Jay H 237    39
Andy Baker    36
Dave Scheck    36
Joe Matt    36
efoote868    35
Dlavery    33
Icurtis    29
Andrew Blair    29
Goober!!!    29
EricH    28
Raymaniac    24
Greg Needel    23
BlondeNerd    23
Rich Kressly    22
KenWittlief    21
KelliV    21
Michelle Celio    20
“Big Mike”    19
Arefin Bari    18
Schnabel    18
Gary Dillard    17
taylort    17
Jgjedi10    17
Thegathering    16
Dorienne    16
Kyle A    16
Artdutra04    14
Rohith Surampudi    13
Jessica Boucher    12
Barry Bonzack    12
Nehalita    12
Dylan    10
Lil' Lavery    9
Dhoizner    9
65_Xero_Huskie    9
Alex Cormier    9
Elgin Clock    8
anna~marie    7
Rick Tyler    6
Pavan    6
Danielle H    6
Eric W. Jones    5
Imajie    5
Tytus Gerrish    5
Ewankoff    5
Killerofkiller    5
trilogism    5
KarenH    4
LordTalps    4
wpdrummer    4
Conor Ryan    4
SizzelChest330    4
Beth Sweet    3
EricRobodox    3
Kyle    3
Tkwetzel    3
1derboy    3
Bcahn836    3
ALIBI    2
Budda648    2
Calhounian    2
Daniel Brim    2
Don Rotolo    2
Graduns340    2
JBotAlan    2
Jonathan Norris    2
Matt Krass    2
Mercury Rising    2
Alex Burman    2
Astronouth7303    2
Courtneyb1023    2
fluffy    2
Freddy Schurr    2
MattD1Drift    2
Ogre    2
robotcanuck1676    2
Zyik    2
Adam Richards    1
AndyB    1
AtalanteStar25    1
Brandon Martus    1
Daisy    1
Djalamose    1
Eldarion    1
eshteyn    1
huff_dragon    1
i_am_Doug    1
Jack K.    1
Jeff 888    1
looneylin    1
Miketwalker    1
Peter Matteson    1
Team1591    1
tony.dalia.195    1
Wetzel    1
whlspacedude    1
whytheheckme    1
Worldbringer    1
Xzvrw2    1

Onward!