CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #145

[artdutra04]

Dean: "Yes! After every fourth Championship Event here I get a free Ben and Jerry's ice cream coupon!"

[thegathering]

"Stop laughing! "

[Travis Hoffman]

Dude in Yellow: "This photograph CLEARLY shows you drinking a 20 oz. Coke out in the commons area. Are you still in possession of said carbonated beverage?

Dean: "Yes, but I bought it inside the GWCC!"

Dude in Yellow: "I'm sorry, sir, I have no way of knowing that. All outside beverages are prohibited inside the Georgia Dome. I'm going to have to ask you to open your Segway saddlebags....."

[MissInformation]

"Eggs. Paper towels. 1 bottle of Canola... hey, wait a minute... this isn't the speech I wrote, this is my grocery list."

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by GaryV1188

"Gentlemen, you will have to leave now. This is a restricted area and you don't have passes."

<obviously not an entry>

Actually, this happened to me Friday morning. I was walking onto the Dome floor right beside Dean, and the guard at the door tried to flag him down. Dean, talking with folks, breezed right on by. The guy was still trying to get Dean's attention, so I went over and explained who he was. I guess they believe folks in ref shirts.

</obviously not an entry>

[Rich Wong]

Security Guard, “Sorry Mr. Kamen, but the traffic officer asked me to give you this ticket for parking you Segway Centaur in a no parking zone.
It was tolled away.
You can reclaim your Segway and they will waive the fines if you let them take a ride on it.”

[Schnabel]

Reads script:
Walk over to Paul and pick up paper in which directions will follow.

[Mister_Juggles]

"Dean do u like me?
(circle 1)

-yes
-no
-maybe

from: Dave"

[65_Xero_Huskie]

Dean looks at paper, then walks to microphone.

"Next years homework...Talk to your sponsors and have them chip in JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE for the venues next year."

[Marc P.]

Mr. Abele: "Next up for bids is a Genuine Dean Kamen. Complete with authentic denim attire, this pioneer of innovation comes packaged with his own Segway and is ready for immediate delivery!"

GA Dome Employee: "How much??"

[EddieMcD]

Dean: "So THIS is what Paris Hilton is doing right now..."

[Rich Wong]

Dean, “Wow, I found a golden ticket in this Willy Wonka chocolate bar.
Hmmm…. Do I want a Candy Factory? <smiles> Oh the possibilities.”

<not the entry> This entry idea is really from my kids. <not the entry>

[Al Skierkiewicz]

No, I am serious! You have to be out by 7:00PM and everything must be off the floor or we will be forced to charge you for the extra day and keep your deposit.