BAN the person above you!

[Molten]

Banned for misspelling brilliant.

[=Martin=Taylor=]

Banned for being an 18 year-old mentor.

[SSMike]

Banned for posting just before I was going to

[3dude_2231]

originally to Hachiban VIII
"banned for not being the 1st Hachiban!!"

EDIT:ARGHHHH!!!!!
very well then SSMike...
IP BANNED-ISP BLOCKED-COMPUTER TRASHED.. for... ugghh... having exactly 247 posts on CD.. or something..

[DanDon]

BANNED for talking like James Bond in his "AKA."

[and please guys, no more plague bans? ]

[Schnabel]

Banned for living in New York

[Andy Baker]

Banned for being the Schnabelz.

[EricH]

Banned for being Andy Baker.

/me watches himself be banned automatically...

[edit]Luke: I think you're banning Andy--I already did.[/edit]

[lukevanoort]

Banned for banning a championship WFA winner.

[basicxman]

banned for having a confusing avatar

[Wayne Doenges]

^Banned for building mini robots

[Graham Donaldson]

^Banned for having way too many green dots.

[Chief Pride]

PrevPostNum = PostNum - 1;
PrevPoster = GetPoster(PostNum);
PrevPostGrnDot = GetDots(PrevPoster);
If MyGrnDotCnt > PrevPostGrnDot { BANNED; } else { IP_BANNED; }

(meh, either way you were screwed )

[EricH]

Banned for writing a computer program to ban someone.

[SSMike]

Banned for not quite having 1500 posts yet. (Although you only need one more)