CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #261

[JaneYoung]

Dean: I really hate it when a song sticks in my mind during moments like this.
*starts singing under his breath*:

Running on - running on empty
Running on - running blind
Running on - running into the sun
But I'm running behind...

Orion:
Yes, but remember the rest:
*finishes the song thought*:

Everyone I know, everywhere I go
People need some reason to believe
I don't know about anyone but me
If it takes all night, that'll be all right
If I can get you to smile before I leave.

Dean: Well, what are we waiting for, let's make 'em smile.

--
song: Running on Empty by Jackson Browne

[youngWilliam14]

Who will win the showdown of the century? The Hunter Orion or Denim-man? This Is FIRST: WWE for N3rds!

[Barry Bonzack]

Conversation amoung members in the crowd: "There is no way students designed the one on the denim team."

[AndyB]

Orion: Really—I'm the fastest robot in the nation and you pit me against this guy? He'll be lucky to avoid chafing!

[Daniel_LaFleur]

... and then Dean showed us why he prefers robotics over athletics.

[Matt Attallah]

You turn to the right and you can ride out of this. You turn to the left and you see how deep the rabbit hole gets...

[Steve W]

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

Girl behind glass with wristband: "Waiting for Dean to begin running is almost as bad as waiting for him to finish speaking."

Ouch! Burn award at least.

[EricH]

Originally Posted by Steve W

Ouch! Burn award at least.

[Not an entry] Seconded. [/Not an entry]

[lingomaniac88]

Dean and Orion do the Cha-Cha slide.

Music: Sliiiiide to the left!
Dean: *slides to left*
Orion: *slides to left*
Music: Sliiiiide to the right!
Dean: *slides to right*
Orion: *slides to right*
Music: Crisscross!
Orion: Um... how the heck am I going to do that?

[Al Skierkiewicz]

No, I still don't see it!
Well Dean, maybe you need to get down on your knees. Maybe you should try some RGB manipulation, it works for me! Maybe you just need a higher power processor. Are you sure you don't see it? It's big and round and the only Red thing over there.

[Travis Hoffman]

When asked to show off his dance moves at little Kyle's bar mitzvah (so awesome it had its own robotic plumber to clean the bathroom), Dean was able to comply with the DJ's "Hands on the knees!" directive; however, when informed it was "time to get funky", he failed in a manner most epic. But Grandma Kamen, standing behind him, saved the day when she kicked it really old school.