CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #263

[Akash Rastogi]

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

What NASA doesn't want you to know:

On July 20, 1969, astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin landed on the moon, collecting over 40 pounds of moon rock samples. Earlier in the mission, an unidentified flying object accosted them as they neared the lunar surface. They observed a flashing light pattern but did not truly comprehend what they were looking at. In fact, the UFO was trying to communicate with the intrepid spacemen. Loosely translated, the message read "I am a Mooninite. You will land in the area in which we have encased our most unstable, incorrigible moonspawn in solid rock for the betterment and survival of our race. Please, before you leave, take our crazy moon children with you!"

By chance, Neil and Buzz collected seven Mooninites that day. All but one perished on the return trip home. The one that survived soon broke free from his rocky prison during a NASA geological experiment. The scientists were amazed by what they saw - the first instance of alien life visiting Earth. The child, while exhibiting all the tendencies of a stark raving madman, demonstrated an amazing capacity for learning, absorbing knowledge to the point in which his genius surpassed that of all humans on the planet.

Rather than alert the public to his existence, NASA officials took the child in, disguising him as a nerd on perpetual vacation, so they could manipulate his genius to further their ambitious goal of conquering the universe, one planet at a time.

Behold Dave Lavery - Moon Child.

[npoe] *clap clap clap clap clap* [/npoe]

[Barry Bonzack]

YES!!! Someone dropped a penny on the floor!

Dave rubbing his hands devilishly and thinking: heh heh... wait til he finds out I super-glued it to the floor.

[DonRotolo]

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

What NASA doesn't want you to know:
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Rather than alert the public to his existence, NASA officials took the child in, disguising him as a nerd on perpetual vacation, so they could manipulate his genius to further their ambitious goal of conquering the universe, one planet at a time.

Behold Dave Lavery - Moon Child.

*[Not an entry: I bow humbly to greatness.
sigh. OK, here's my entry for this week, futile as it may be; I dunno, that's a hard act to follow: ]*


Long after they graduate from High School, FIRST alumni still get excited about robots.


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[Matt Attallah]

Dave: "Can we do it?"
Other Guy: "Yes we can!!!!one!1!"

[Joe G.]

The first 2008 game hint was released months before to certain NASA employees. Here, we can see it being stress tested, to see if it can stand up to the frustrations of anxious FIRST teams.

[Steve W]

Dave "When I clap my hands you will wake up and discover that you have been beaten again"

Clap! AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Daniel_LaFleur]

Nerds at play.

[kramarczyk]

What?!? The producers pulled out!!! NUTS!!! I was sure we were going to get Dave on What Not to Wear.