CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #268

[Rick TYler]

Honest -- Mr. Sheinhardt Peacock is a pre-college student enrolled in an accredited educational program.

[Mr. Pockets]

Team #4's mascot was less than happy about the giant peacock poser running about at comps. Why couldn't his costume be that cool?

[Wayne Doenges]

Team Daisy's current team mascot didn't like being replaced by an over stuffed bird so he decided to put up an "Open Season Peacocks" sign. The rest, is as the say, history.

[Jared Russell]

Professional mentorship in FIRST is not just limited to engineering. Mascots, too, learn by watching the best.

[GaryVoshol]

Good thing it's Virtual NASCAR. You take your hands off the controls like that in real NASCAR, bad things are gonna happen. Bad things, but pretty things, as peacock feathers blanket the whole site.

[jmanela]

Those tail feathers better not get caught in the chain... FIRST a la peacock

[Ryan Simpson]

Referee: Put your hands in the air and step away from the control sticks. You have been disqualified from the competition for a lack of Gracious Professionalism. You are hereby charged with one count of cockiness and two counts of fowl play.

[DonRotolo]

[NPOE]

Originally Posted by Ryan Simpson

with one count of cockiness

Go Gamecocks![/NPOE]

Now the entry:

Billfred during his 2007 visit to Ambler: Who you callin' Turkey, turkey?

[Gary.C]

Peacock is the Obama of FIRST
Peacock : Yes We Can!

[NorviewsVeteran]

team 341 left all others in the dust, not only on the field, but with their new chant: 'ding DING ding'

[lingomaniac88]

Giant peacock: *rams robot into CBS logo* Yeah!

CEO of NBC: *in shock* What the heck are you doing?!

Giant peacock: *rams robot into ABC logo* Take that!

CEO of NBC: That's not what I meant when I said we should "eliminate our competition!"

[Joe G.]

A study to determine similarities in the mating habits of large birds and nerds is generating disappointing results.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Now I just need a little help to get me off the ground and I will show you how well I can fly (with) these colors. All I need is a really big, three tone gong.

[DonRotolo]

Not an entry:

It's Monday night and we still have no results. I suspect that watching paint dry is one of Billfred's current hobbies, either that or latex paint fumes have gotten to him...

Ah, home ownership (even if it's a condo). A never ending struggle between maintenance, motivation, money and minutes.... I, for one, was elated to hear that Billfred bought his own place: Misery loves company.

Still not an entry.

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo

Not an entry:

It's Monday night and we still have no results. I suspect that watching paint dry is one of Billfred's current hobbies, either that or latex paint fumes have gotten to him...

Ah, home ownership (even if it's a condo). A never ending struggle between maintenance, motivation, money and minutes.... I, for one, was elated to hear that Billfred bought his own place: Misery loves company.

Still not an entry.

Not paint fumes so much as a bunch of popcorn ceiling dust combined with a chaser of a bug I may have acquired and a dash of no rest. (I'm taking a mental health night tonight--paint comes tomorrow and Wednesday, floors Thursday, the moving men (and lock changing) Friday.) Whoever lumped home ownership in with the American Dream must've hired out a lot of work.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by rsisk

Everyone was suprised when the Elite GDC SWAT team showed up to arrest the peacock for an outstanding <G14> violation.

Originally Posted by Ryan Simpson

Referee: Put your hands in the air and step away from the control sticks. You have been disqualified from the competition for a lack of Gracious Professionalism. You are hereby charged with one count of cockiness and two counts of fowl play.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Jared341
2) Taylor
3) Wayne Doenges
4) rocketperson44
5) lingomaniac88
6) GaryVoshol
7) Barry Bonzack
8) bobwrit
9) Katie_UPS
10) EricH
11) Rick TYler
12) Austin H

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

[I hate puns]

Oy.....Pop Peacock always said there'd be days like this.....

I’ve got a headache THISSSSSSS big - and it’s got this Miss Daisy Safety Captain written all over it. Just where are YOUR safety glasses, you bloomin' hypocrite?


[/I hate puns]

Which means the scores are:

lingomaniac88	32
Akash Rastogi	29
Travis Hoffman	27
kramarczyk	24
rsisk	21
AndyB	20
rocketperson44	17
GaryVoshol	16
Ryan Simpson	15
Taylor	15
Barry Bonzack	14
JaneYoung	14
Karibou	14
Mr. Pockets	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
EricH	12
dodar	11
Don Rotolo	11
rtfgnow	11
Wayne Doenges	11
bobwrit	10
MissInformation	9
Rich Wong	9
Al Skierkiewicz	8
Chris is me	8
Matt Attallah	7
Steve W	6
CHI DONG08	6
KarenH	4
Katie_UPS	3
Cynette	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Greg Needel	2
Jared341	2
Rick TYler	2
RMiller	2
Tito H.	2
jmanela	2
NorviewsVeteran	2
andrew348	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
Lil' Lavery	1
Spiffizzle	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

Onward!