CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #274

[AndyB]

I'm so thankful to be living in an age where women can serve in the Galactic Empire.

[Katie_UPS]

"If I can fly a spacecraft, I can drive a robot"

[Wayne Doenges]

Guy: "Aren't you kinda short to be a Stormtropper?"

[Finleym]

Stormtrooper: MOE, I am your driver. Look in your heart, you know it to be true.

MOE Member: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Travis Hoffman]

MOE Dude: "What the....?!?!!!!!! Chewbacca [npoe use your imagination /npoe], that's a HORRIBLE disguise! "

Chewbacca: "Rawwwwwwwwwr! Gaaaaaargle! Rawwwwwwwwwwr!" (translation - "Halo 3 rules!")

MOE Dude: "Everyone knows that Imperial stormtroopers only play PS3 - the Dark Side of the video game console industry."

Chewbacca: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWR" (translation - "I'm going to rip your arms out of their sockets if you don't leave me alone!")

Dude off Camera: "It's not wise to upset a Wookiee......"

[Katie_UPS]

NEW ENTRY

They told me to use the force, but gravity didn't apply to the playing field.

[basicxman]

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Guy: "Aren't you kinda short to be a Stormtropper?"

Darn, you beat me to that one

[Karibou]

"WOAH THERE. Why can't I be the one in the Storm Trooper helmet!? D: "

[Rich Wong]

At first no one on the MOE Star Destroyer notice but then the navigator joked that the pilot drives like a wookie and going the wrong direction;
then he notice the wookie's hair sticking out of the helmet...

[Billfred]

How's about some lunchtime judging?

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Ryan Simpson

Stormtrooper: I've decided that I"m gonna drive the robot from now on... It this the robot right here?

MOE Member: This isn't the droid you're looking for.

Stormtrooper: Sorry, but your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me this time, so I'm gonna give it a try.

MOE Member: No. Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.

Stormtrooper: Just because I'm wearing the Stormtrooper hat, doesn't mean you should speak to me using Star Wars quotes.

MOE Member: I know.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by JaneYoung

Storm Trooper: Hm, wonder what will happen if I do this?!

MOE team member: Yikes - there goes another chandelier!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) lingomaniac88
2) rtfgnow
3) Akash Rastogi
4) Mr. Pockets
5) NorviewsVeteran
6) EricH
7) dodar
8) Travis Hoffman
9) Katie_UPS
10) Don Rotolo
11) delsaner

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Barry Bonzack

"you're Halo shooting is wildly inaccurate. It's almost you as if you were a.... oh. Right."

Which means the scores are:

Ryan Simpson	45
Travis Hoffman	45
lingomaniac88	42
AndyB	38
Akash Rastogi	36
JaneYoung	36
Taylor	34
kramarczyk	31
rsisk	31
GaryVoshol	26
EricH	24
rocketperson44	24
Don Rotolo	24
rtfgnow	23
Karibou	22
Barry Bonzack	21
Mr. Pockets	21
Wayne Doenges	20
Al Skierkiewicz	19
dodar	17
Chris is me	16
bobwrit	14
MissInformation	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Rich Wong	12
NorviewsVeteran	10
Katie_UPS	10
Steve W	9
delsaner	8
Matt Attallah	7
CHI DONG08	7
KarenH	4
DRAKE343	3
Greg Needel	3
Cynette	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Jared341	2
Rick TYler	2
RMiller	2
Tito H.	2
jmanela	2
andrew348	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
dman14	1
FinleyM	1
GillSt.Bernards	1
Lil' Lavery	1
Mrs.Drake343	1
Spiffizzle	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

Onward!

[DonRotolo]

"Use the fork, Luke"

(Oh, wait. That was last week's contest)

[Ryan Simpson]

Stormtrooper: I've decided that I"m gonna drive the robot from now on... It this the robot right here?

MOE Member: This isn't the droid you're looking for.

Stormtrooper: Sorry, but your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me this time, so I'm gonna give it a try.

MOE Member: No. Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.

Stormtrooper: Just because I'm wearing the Stormtrooper hat, doesn't mean you should speak to me using Star Wars quotes.

MOE Member: I know.

[delsaner]

If I knew that THIS was on the dark side (besides cookies), I should have joined a long time ago.