CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #276

[Billfred]

Careful, this round might give you a case of mad cow.

Here are the scores after the last round:

Ryan Simpson	46
Travis Hoffman	46
lingomaniac88	44
AndyB	39
JaneYoung	38
Akash Rastogi	36
GaryVoshol	36
Taylor	35
kramarczyk	34
rsisk	33
EricH	26
Don Rotolo	26
Mr. Pockets	25
rtfgnow	25
rocketperson44	24
Karibou	24
Barry Bonzack	21
Chris is me	21
Wayne Doenges	21
Al Skierkiewicz	20
dodar	17
bobwrit	14
MissInformation	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Rich Wong	12
Katie_UPS	12
NorviewsVeteran	10
delsaner	9
Steve W	9
Matt Attallah	7
CHI DONG08	7
KarenH	4
DRAKE343	3
Greg Needel	3
Cynette	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Jared341	2
Rick TYler	2
RMiller	2
Tito H.	2
GillSt.Bernards	2
jmanela	2
andrew348	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
dman14	1
FinleyM	1
Lil' Lavery	1
Mrs.Drake343	1
Spiffizzle	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/20091

As always, the deadline is sorta kinda theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern. I'll be at TNT this weekend, and in-person submissions will be welcome with two minor caveats:

1) Written submissions are preferred. (My mind is not something to trust to remember creative wordplay unless it's especially potent.)
2) If you wake me up to deliver yours, just go ahead and expect negative infinity.

Go!

[EricH]

[TV pitchman voice]But wait, there's more! Call NOW and not only will you get one of our limited edition Open Tetras©, we'll TRIPLE the offer, AND throw in free delivery TO ANY POINT WE CAN REACH! Call now, our delivery team is standing by![/TV pitchman voice]

[dodar]

From the inventors as such things as box stacker and ball shooter comes...TRIANGLE PICKER-UPPER!!!!!

[ATannahill]

Person 1: Why did we make this?
person 2: So rtfgnow can point out to Billfred that he has influence on where Billfred sleeps and can make it uncomfortable without breaking the OTHER Heidi Foster Rule.
everyone: ahhhh

[BrendanB]

In a deepish sort of voice- (one person) Hey check it out.... we made it pick up three tetras... pretty cool huh. And it has diamond plate. But we don't know if it works.... just a side note.
(second person) SWEEEEEEEET!!!

[delsaner]

Its looks like they are getting ready for the new game. I had no idea the new game was a mix of Stack Attack and Triple Play. O__o

[DonRotolo]

It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.

[lingomaniac88]

January 2005: team 276 opens a fast-food restaurant as a spin-off of Domino's with an innovative slogan:
"Tetras. You've got two minutes."

December 2007: Domino's introduces a new ad campaign with their new slogan, "You've got 30."

October 2009: Team 276 sues Domino's for copying their slogan.

[rsisk]

Sure, anybody could lift three tetras, but snagging four robot builders at the same time will definitely get you a Innovation award

[Taylor]

"How does it run - 12V battery?"

"Naw, MULLET POWER!"

[AndyB]

Though three tetras look really heavy, they only plan on competing in Canada where, due to the use of the metric system, the load will be much lighter.

[GaryVoshol]

You seldom see this much dedication in a team. They even redesigned the windows so the triangular light patterns complement the tetras.

[Katie_UPS]

Those are some really ugly diamonds.

[Ryan Simpson]

Would you look at the pipes on that thing! They're huge! It is really pumping PVC!

[JaneYoung]

Promotional shoot:

The lesson:
Tread softly, carry a big stick.

The motto:
Stack it like you mean it.

The men:
Trouble.

Photographer: Why do you say that, guys? Wait, you did say the robot was off right? Right? *runs*... I hope they are the only robotic nerds around, many more and it could get downright crazy. *keeps on running*