CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #279

[Billfred]

In which I fuse my desire to get the new contest up with my desire to get back to work before I exceed my lunch break.

The scores after the last round:

Travis Hoffman	55
Ryan Simpson	53
lingomaniac88	51
AndyB	45
rsisk	45
GaryVoshol	-infinity
JaneYoung	43
Taylor	42
Don Rotolo	38
Mr. Pockets	38
Akash Rastogi	37
kramarczyk	35
EricH	31
rtfgnow	29
Karibou	28
Wayne Doenges	26
rocketperson44	24
Al Skierkiewicz	24
Chris is me	23
Barry Bonzack	21
dodar	19
Katie_UPS	16
bobwrit	14
MissInformation	13
delsaner	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
NorviewsVeteran	12
Rich Wong	12
Steve W	9
Matt Attallah	7
CHI DONG08	7
GillSt.Bernards	5
KarenH	4
BrendanB	4
DRAKE343	3
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
Cynette	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Jared341	2
Rick TYler	2
RMiller	2
Tito H.	2
jmanela	2
andrew348	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
dman14	1
Lil' Lavery	1
Mrs.Drake343	1
Spiffizzle	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/31692

As always, the deadline is theoretically sorta kinda Saturday at Midnight eastern time.

Go!

[Taylor]

This official timeout is brought to you by
BAAAAAALLLLLLLL RAAAAAANNNNDOMIIIIIZERRRRRRRRRRR

[EricH]

The Trackball Surfing Competition finals are about to begin. The refs are there to award points based on pain, humiliation, style, crowd amusement, and distance. An addition to the finals rounds is the ability to enter the Caption Contest as a victim, rated on a scale from -infinity to Billfred. If you wish to challenge any rulings, you must stand on a trackball in the challenge zone until you have finished presenting your case.

[ATannahill]

A CHA CHA, wait, where did my top hat go?

Dude, Ditch the cane, it's time for the CAN CAN.

Crowd averts their eyes.

[RMiller]

And now for your entertainment purposes only, we present Trackball Volleyball with our fearless referees as contestants!

[Chris is me]

Who's got big balls?

[npoe]I'lll get a better one soon[npoe]

[rsisk]

Psst, hey dudes, yeah you guys on the zebra team.... the driver station is at the END of the playing field.

[GaryVoshol]

If we stand behind these trackballs, we don't look quite so round in comparison. Either that, or stripes really are slimming.

[dodar]

to speed up the field reset time, FIRST mutated referees to have giant trackballs instead a legs

[JaneYoung]

Kicking it into overdrive, the refs ruled, kept teams on track, didn't blur the lines, kept their bladders from leaking, and tried not to run over Dan with their super-sized lineup. At the end of the day, they had run out of gas but still had plenty of hot air to spare.

[DonRotolo]

Here we see some of the preliminary results of the Purdue miniaturization project. The billiards balls in the foreground can be used for scale comparison.


[NPOE] Gary, that -infinity is going to take a long time to recover from. Trust me, I know[/NPOE]

[lingomaniac88]

The IRI Planning Committee invited a special guest to give a lecture at IRI in 2008:

Sigmund Freud: "And looking at the referees on the field standing behind those big trackballs, it looks like you're all in for quite an interesting discussion."

Referees: (nervously) "Uh oh..."