CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #320

[kstl99]

I ain't doin nothin till I get one of them spiffy tee shirts too!

[Karibou]

Originally Posted by Vermeulen

The Krispy Kreme Bandit, seen here in this photo, is on the loose after escaping from FIRST custody on Monday. If anyone has clues as to his whereabouts, please contact Dave Lavery at 1-(800)-123-4567

<npoe>
You got the phone number wrong. Should be 1-800-226-2627. You'll figure it out...
</npoe>

[JaneYoung]

Something is very wong with this picture.

[Wayne Doenges]

Guy in black t-shirt: "Rich, did you bring enough donuts for every one? It says in the volunteer rule book "Any food brought in must be enough for ALL volunteers"."
Rich: "I didn't know there would be this many!"

[Billfred]

I opened the thread before midnight Sunday--that counts as Sunday judging, right?

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

Is this pit administration? Um, this is our first competition, and we were sent over by the team for some things ... um ... it says we need a metric crescent wrench, a wire stretcher, a left-handed screwdriver, some dihydrogen monoxide, magic smoke ... um ... extra ones and zeros, and a 1/2 inch PVC flagholder. I think that's it. Oh, and a flux capacitor. Thanks.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

Rich: The event venue is all set up and the teams are ready to compete. All I had to do to get these great volunteers started was to offer them donuts and give them a t-shirt. This is awesome!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Karibou
2) JaneYoung
3) Wayne Doenges
4) EricH
5) rsisk
6) GaryVoshol

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Ryan Simpson

Registration Volunteer: "Sir, if you haven't filled out the FIRST consent form, then you'll have to go to Line D."
Person Registering: I know that transportation is the theme of "Smart Moves", but did they have to go for authenticity by making registration a simulation of the DMV?

Which means the scores are:

Ryan Simpson	31
Taylor	24
EricH	22
Karibou	19
Don Rotolo	19
Wayne Doenges	18
Purple	15
kstl99	13
GaryVoshol	13
JaneYoung	13
rsisk	13
Chris is me	12
delsaner	12
rtfgnow	11
Barry Bonzack	10
Al Skierkiewicz	8
dodar	7
Katie_UPS	7
Vermeulen	7
Alex Cormier	6
Andy Baker	5
skimoose	4
kenavt	4
Spiffizzle	4
DRAKE343	3
JackG	3
Lee Reid 3136	3
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
kjolana1124	2
Josh Fox	1
kramarczyk	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
Schmoebot	1

Onward!