CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #334

[Billfred]

It's that time again!

The scores after the last round:

Ryan Simpson	68
Taylor	66
Karibou	61
EricH	58
JaneYoung	51
GaryVoshol	46
Al Skierkiewicz	44
Wayne Doenges	44
Don Rotolo	44
rsisk	42
rtfgnow	38
dodar	25
kstl99	22
Chris is me	15
kramarczyk	15
Purple	15
skimoose	13
Katie_UPS	13
Barry Bonzack	12
delsaner	12
Lee Reid 3136	11
Vermeulen	9
kenavt	9
BrendanB	7
Alex Cormier	6
Andy Baker	5
RoboDesigners	5
Spiffizzle	4
DRAKE343	3
JackG	3
KarenH	3
OmerSD	3
Phoenix Spud	3
Brianna	2
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
Travis Hoffman	2
EricS-Team180	1
Josh Fox	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
RMiller	1
Schmoebot	1
ttldomination	1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25639

As always, the deadline is sorta kinda theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

He can figure out relativity, but he sure can't figure out how a FIRST robot works!

[DonRotolo]

Albert's younger brother, Ed, demonstrates the theory of relative-ity. This is the idea that someone is always going to try and capitalize on the fame of one of their relatives.

[NPOE] Billfred, this makes over 1/3 of a thousand Caption Contests. For nearly 6.5 years, this weekly posting has been a major constant in your life, rivaling, perhaps, your very name. <applause> [/NPOE]

[rsisk]

At FIRST demos, Einstein impersonators are as common as Elvis sightings in Vegas.

[JackG]

"Young man, who are you and why are you trying to get your robot to play on me?

[GaryVoshol]

Looks like Einstein likes Krispy Kremes too.

[ATannahill]

Not even einstein could understand the scoring system.

[Wayne Doenges]

Einstein: "I discovered the Theory of Relativity and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

[Taylor]

"I can explain gravitational fields, statistical mechanics, particle theory, quantum theory, and the photoelectric effect, but for the life of me I can't figure out why the poofs always end up purple side down."

[Brianna]

Einstein spent too many late nights programming the robot and gained 20 lbs in Mountain Dew and fast food weight.

[Ryan Simpson]

Student: "No Einstein, this is not a particle collider. It shoots poof balls"
Einstein: "That's good. My hair could use some added poofiness."
Student: "This isn't meant for your hair, Einstein."
Einstein: "It's meant for hunting bears?"
Student: *Sarcastically* "Yes Einstein...that's exactly what's it's for."

Clearly, Einstein operated the tablesaw a few too many times without using earplugs.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

First students have stumped the greatest mind of the century. How do you determine Doppler shifts of red and blue light, when the very objects you are using for the experiment are spinning red and blue colored balls? Watch for the scientific paper to be released soon.

[kramarczyk]

So this is where Einstein said, "Imagination is more important than knowledge."

[Billfred]

Here we go!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo

Albert's younger brother, Ed, demonstrates the theory of relative-ity. This is the idea that someone is always going to try and capitalize on the fame of one of their relatives.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by JackG

"Young man, who are you and why are you trying to get your robot to play on me?

Honorable mentions go to:

1) rsisk
2) Wayne Doenges
3) Taylor
4) EricH
5) Ryan Simpson

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

Looks like Einstein likes Krispy Kremes too.

Which means the scores are:

Ryan Simpson	70
Taylor	68
Karibou	61
EricH	60
Don Rotolo	54
JaneYoung	52
Wayne Doenges	46
GaryVoshol	46
Al Skierkiewicz	45
rsisk	44
rtfgnow	39
dodar	25
kstl99	22
kramarczyk	16
Chris is me	15
Purple	15
skimoose	13
Katie_UPS	13
Barry Bonzack	12
delsaner	12
Lee Reid 3136	11
Vermeulen	9
kenavt	9
JackG	8
BrendanB	7
Alex Cormier	6
Andy Baker	5
RoboDesigners	5
Spiffizzle	4
DRAKE343	3
Brianna	3
KarenH	3
OmerSD	3
Phoenix Spud	3
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
Travis Hoffman	2
EricS-Team180	1
Josh Fox	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
RMiller	1
Schmoebot	1
ttldomination	1

Onward!