CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #380

[rachelholladay]

Miller Park? I think you mean Bill Miller's park.

[rsisk]

In what appears to be the strangest trade ever, Dean's List Winner Will Pierson will be pitching for the Milwaukee Brewers and Randy Wolf will be driving for Milwaukee Hilltoppers.

[EricS-Team180]

Human Van der Graaf generator, Will Pierson, delivers an electrifying first pitch, permanantly warping the jumbotron and leaving the crowd chanting "you're blind ump! you're blind!

[HedgeHogGal99]

That must have really faked out the other team, an invisible ball. What strategies will they come up with next?

[Travis Hoffman]

Will demonstrates to Prince Fielder the size of the largest bratwurst he ever ate. Fielder was visibly not impressed. Will then responded that he was also holding in his hands every World Series trophy the Milwaukee Brewers had ever won.

[JaneYoung]

Will, thinking of his childhood visions of being the greatest pitcher of all time:

The difference between success and failure doesn't have to be far - it can be the difference between a swing and a miss. I've got this.

[S.P.A.M.er 17]

Hey Balthazar Blake called, and he would really appreciate it if his apprentice didn't go around plasma bolting MLB players for fun. It really gives sorcerers a bad name.

[Karibou]

At least his shirt kind of matches the Brewers' colors, even if the team he plays for is entirely different.




<npoe> /pitypoints </npoe>

[Bill_B]

When they asked me to try pitching, I thought they were talking about our elevator pitch. Gosh, I hope I'm pointed in the right direction.

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

The Hilltopper had no trouble scaling the pitcher's mound. Unfortunately, a gale force wind caught his hair and sent him flying. Now he's a Hilltoppler.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Bill_B

When they asked me to try pitching, I thought they were talking about our elevator pitch. Gosh, I hope I'm pointed in the right direction.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Ninja_Bait
2) rachelholladay
3) Katie_UPS
4) Wayne Doenges
5) GaryVoshol
6) Molten
7) DonRotolo
8) EricS-Team180
9) rsisk
10) HedgeHogGal99

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

Will demonstrates to Prince Fielder the size of the largest bratwurst he ever ate. Fielder was visibly not impressed. Will then responded that he was also holding in his hands every World Series trophy the Milwaukee Brewers had ever won.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	57
Joe G.	52
EricH	45
JaneYoung	44
GaryVoshol	43
rsisk	43
Ninja_Bait	35
S.P.A.M.er 17	35
Katie_UPS	34
Bill_B	29
kstl99	28
EricS-Team180	27
DonRotolo	27
Wayne Doenges	25
rachelholladay	23
Molten	23
Karibou	21
Al Skierkiewicz	21
dodar	20
jgw	20
George1902	17
HedgeHogGal99	16
Travis Hoffman	12
Rangel(kf7fdb)	11
Aerosound	11
Frenchie461	9
DRAKE2751	8
PAR_WIG1350	8
rtfgnow	6
Andy Baker	5
Q. Sheets	5
Chris is me	4
Colin P	4
LemmingBot	3
IndySam	3
Cynette	2
dlavery	2
flameout	2
akoscielski3	2
stundt1	2
SuperNerd256	2
Cody Burd	2
Alex Cormier	1
msimon785	1
SparxProgrammer	1
plnyyanks	1
GCentola	1
Barry Bonzack	1
kramarczyk	1
robokiller	1
nitneylion452	1

Onward!